*immediately reads book and takes shower; looks about hopefully and expectantly*
@Kitchen Knight, if you want dicks to fly in your face, just make people eat gluten
@Kitchen Knight, did you try both at the same time?
@Kitchen Knight, dont forget the man bun
@Bonersaurus, Didn't want to ruin a perfectly good book...like this one...*picks up book*..."How to Make Dicks Fly Into Your Face".
@Kitchen Knight, Go three pics back if you're really wanting it.
I actually don't think Aziz's stand up is that funny... like at all
@PassengerPenguin, Thought I was alone
@MayITakeYourHatSir, nope, he has to tell you when to laugh by getting loud. Nice username btw
Can he be my spirit animal?
@Drox, sure just remember not to shake his left hand
@Drox, nah. India stopped being a British domain a couple decades ago so now it's looked down upon ://
No, but seriously...after I finished reading my favorite book yesterday, I took a shower to get ready for my day. AS SOON as I walked out the door, some kids threw surprisingly anatomically correct dildos at me. Like...they were veiny and everything.
@Slim McDeezy, how'd they get in your house?
@Sexy Homunculus, wow... you're gullible.
It's true people think you're gay if you take care of yourself
Where was this?
@thesamfactory, I think it was a Comedy Central roast, but can't remember which one.
@Jakespeare, Probably the roast of James Franco. Don't quote me, just a guess bc he mentioned Franco's name 👌
It always happens when I read my book full of dicks.
I bet the 6 dislikes on this post are gays
If you wants dicks to fly in your face, be a hot girl on okcupid
I dunno, what if one ends up on my shoulder?