I've heard that it's very welcoming if you slowly spread your legs when talking to someone
@Chiniseguy, I've heard the same about huge bulges in ones pants
@Chiniseguy, i heard if she puts her legs behind her head in front of you it means she's not interested. Girls always do that to me, i must be ugly or something.
@Chiniseguy, it does work. Especially if I'm wearing a kilt.
And if your wife's hands are around your neck she is angry
@werewolf4805, it's funny because when I do it it's either "abuse" or "turning her on."
Thus ends another episode of don't believe everything you read on the internet
Picture was way longer than thumbnail had me anticipating...
Am I the only one who thinks this is utter bull crap? Body language isn't meant to be so literally interpreted. It's much more contextual. At least that's what I think.
@Chuck Shirley is God, I know a lot more of these are false and will screw people over if they look for them, for example my brain cannot remember images at all so I do not look up and to the side as this picture would have you think I have to focus my mind hard and thus end up squinting to try and remember the last time I saw something in order to remeber what something looks like.(on the plus side of my brain not storing images I can store a near infinite amount of information to the point I had a 3.0 graduating highschool without ever studing any of my adavced learning classes out side class)
I read this entire thing waiting on the funny...they could have at least thrown me a dickbutt at the end.
@Lady Me, hazmat suit guys but thru window
Maybe now I can take control of my social awkwardness.
Bs, people have different body language. I look bored and hateful no matter how I feel
@Gay Rattlesnake , that is a condition know as resting-b!tchface or resting-grumpface
I guess I'm a self confident know it all then
Can we use these to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
If eyes on boobs, checking out boobs
*Insert generic comment about this supposed to be a funny app*
@I shjt you alot, "insert generic comment stating my agreement with you post"
The first guy displayed makes me very uncomfortable.
WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!
Most of this is bs. Reality isn't Lie To Me....