Whats the one called when you fuçk the couch cushions? That one is mine
@TheMultiOrgasmicMan, I believe it is called the love seat
@Hamilton Porter, your furniture humor made me giggle. An upvote for you good sir/Madame, I bestow upon you
@Hamilton Porter, #bestcomments
What about where you sit in the corner slouched back with one leg on the couch. Someone has to know what I'm talking about
@Finalh0pe, I'm sitting like that right now
The eagle can also be performed when you're taking a dumpski in a public restroom and don't want your booty touching other people's butt crumbs
The position me and my girl usually do is called "What is Love" *rocks head*
@Proactive Citizenry , Baby don't hurt me!
SQUUUAAAAAW, WE, THE ENLIGHTENED BIRDMEN, HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MUDMAN'S PERCH. SQUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAW. WE WILL RISE AND TAKE OUR LAND BACK FROM MUDMAN SQUUUUAAAAW
Doesn't matter where the couch is, I sit on it like I own it
@nemestrinus , *sits naked at IKEA
where is the "couch pillow fort"?
*sits like an eagle*
*hears an eagle*
*performs leap of faith*
You forget that one guy from death note position
I'm 6'3". I can only do the first two. And if I try to do the eagle, I'll flip the couch onto my face.
Once, at a sleepover, we ran out of sleeping space. I had to share the couch with another person (Not really my friend, but a friend of the host.) I slept in Eagle position that night.
@THEDANKLORDCOMETH , Fvck, I meant cat. No idea why I typed Eagle.
"Ninja" ..shows empty couch
I sit like the guest in my own home