For us, its on the toilet.
@haarknir, For me, it's your mom.
@Idiot, You're an idiot.
@haarknir, I gotta water proof phone so I never have to stop funnypics/porn.
Don't wanna get in, don't wanna get out
@KaijuKoitus, Like my ex
@TasteMySquanch, don't wanna Squanch in, and don't wanna Squanch out
You say that until the hot water runs out.
I'm reading this in the shower and... I feel like I just had an epiphany...
I feel the same way about my bed in the morning
Until the water heater runs out.
This is soo me
This is why Kramer is awesome. He may be crazy, but he's always still relatable in some way.
Young children of the Internet, I ask of you, give Seinfeld a chance. The show was hilarious.
Overlooks racism for dankness
Replace shower with bed and you've got me
Hmm seems like an absence of...user uploads!!
I mean I can't be late for work
Oddly enough it's *not* where the people are. Unless you're a player.