What it's like as a porn star
If I had a dollar every time I heard that...
@DrunkDad, ...you'd have enough to pay your bail
@DrunkDad, you'd have 3 dollars
@DrunkDad, you'd have nothing. Nothing
@DrunkDad, Well let's do the math... You've have 9 kids with 4 different women... And none of them knew you... So, $9...
They wont pug off.
"The pain I felt as they drained my lifeforce from each and every teet. Death please release me from my wretched servitude to these rePUGnant little fvcks"... or ya know something along those lines.
As a Pug, I can confirm.
That moment when your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard