Florida man has some serious competition this year!
@Fellacio Jones, maybe it's a sidekick audition.
@Supah Fligh, The Adventures of Florida Man and Michigan Boy
@Fear Itself, hey thats just detroit man... Different breed
"Partially *ejaculated through the sunroof..."
@Hamilton Porter, is no one going to say anything about being partially ejected? Like did he get ripped in half??
@niffler, it means he didn't go all the way through.
At least he died doing what he loved
He was charged with....*puts on sunglasses*...bike jacking YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@its me miley, wouldn't it be a car jacking since he was driving a car?
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, oh yeah. I realize what I did now, thankyou kind commenter! *preforms sepuku* bring back the honor I have broken
"Daddy? How do you wanna die?"
Florida man knows no borders huh?
@The Doctor Horrible, Florida Man's on vacation
@Just Keep Shifting, nobody in their right mind would vacation in Michigan in January
@Joseph The Broseph, Florida Man would
@Joseph The Broseph, as I Michigander, I can confirm this is true.
Partially ejected in a roll over. Ouch.
Lucky police. They get to use their laptops in the car.
At least he didn't get anyone else killed. I can deal with that.
Please don't jerk and drive
I've driven and masturbated with a vibrator at the same time. Partially because I had no where else to go. Driving was always priority #1 tho.
I live in Michigan and can confirm this happens regularly.
If this was an option for death, I would chose this one
😢 he didn't even have time to delete his history
At first i read it as "motorcyclist" and was impressed he could multitask so well
Anybody know the name of the video he was watching? The one that makes you partially eject?
This was on profile this on the Men's Room
Yep. I've been there.
Dammit Detroit, why u always gotta embarrass me??
GO FLORIDA! 🇫🇱🇫🇱🇫🇱🇫🇱🇫🇱🇫🇱
See? You don't strap up, you get prematurely ejected before it's time!
Florida Man is always so dumb...but plenty of people migrate to Florida from the north, like Ohio and Michigan. Maybe the descendants of people from long ago that had kids in Florida are the source of the problem!
Scheisse like this is getting out of control. That being said, this is how I want to go.
If I'm gonna die, I will die historic on the fury road
This is a tradition in Michigan, we have a holiday for it.
Born in Florida perhaps...