Actually cacti is the plural so in actuality he is breaking up with her
@Fallout267, Maybe it's going deep in that instead of being two beings, they're unifying into one
@Fallout267, what a prick
@MrWonka, Damn. That actually makes sense.
@OREOspeedwagon, oh you butt. I was gonna say that. You have bested me
@Fallout267, it's actually Cactuses.
I don't get the point of this
Awwww, just don't be pricks
But I thought the cactus was the most tsundere of plants
Wow. Guys i thought i was in the random section, so i went through this entire update without commenting when i had witty things to say, but now they're all said. Fml.
Because they are now one
You're ready to be alone?
Im sad i didnt use this line when i proposed
That moment a catci has a better love life than me
What's the difference between a cactus and a lawyer in a Porsche ? The cactus has the prick on the outside