(Get it? One line? I'll leave now...)
I envy you invisible man
@Ziggly Wigglyy, ;)
@The Invisible Man, yes!!!! Took you long enough
Holy god #4.
@Alby, and #13
@Alby, #4 is bad, but easily the most clever of the bunch.
Wow, I uploaded this same pic without the Emma Watson thing on top, and it looks like Stuckpixel did a little editing and called it their own. *cue "welcome to the internet" replies*
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@AGodNamedSparkles, I already paid my dollar to get rid of ads so if yours made it through it must be for a good cause.
@AGodNamedSparkles, i hope you didnt mind my subscription (pingo123josh or something like that)
@AGodNamedSparkles, I tried the same thing and all i got was downvoted
@AGodNamedSparkles, I subscribed and commented
The pun sniper isn't real if you don't believe in him
I have a Muslim friend who is really religious and can read the Quran backwards - which is handy because that is how you read it.
@The beasty beast, if you guys are wondering what he means, he is intending that arabic is read backwards (from the right side of the page to the left side) unlike English which is from left to right.
@Sim0nSays, yeah thanks for explaining that. I just realised that it doesn't sound too good if you don't get it.
@The beasty beast, no problem bro 😎
You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.
Could anyone please explain the first one? And why only a select group of people tend to get top comment ;-;
@Broken Condom, Russian Matryoshka dolls are wooden dolls that have multiple smaller versions inside of them.
@Broken Condom, ...that gradually get smaller.
#11 made me think of that Mio commercial "It changes... everything"
Yeah, a lot of these I heard from Jimmy Carr
My fam liked these.
These are just double meanings..
All of these jokes remind me of Demetri Martin
@Maverick1303, they remind me of Jimmy Carr
My dad told me #4 while we were at my grandmother's house, we tried to hide our laughter to avoid awkward conversation.