Give that bitch the biggest tip you have in your pants
@Glorious Grapefruit, OH MY GOD THAT DID NOT SOUND RIGHT
@Glorious Grapefruit, sounds fantastic to me ;)
@Glorious Grapefruit, nah that was hilarious #bestcomments
@Glorious Grapefruit, (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Glorious Grapefruit, to the batcave!
@KaijuKoitus, Looks he'll be Robin her virginity tonight.
@Qu9ke, Lookit Batman, earning his Nightwings.
@YouJustLostTheGame, And then pengwin her heart.
... That was a stretch.
@Qu9ke, At least you didn't Mr. Freeze
@Glorious Grapefruit, dont correct yourself, own it!
@Glorious Grapefruit, #bestcomments
@Glorious Grapefruit, it sounded perfect
Find her. Get her number. Marry her.
I don't get it, what does Bruce and Batman have anything to do with each other?
@GrumpyKat, Have you ever seen Bruce and Batman in the same room?
@GrumpyKat, and if you're being serious, it's because Bruce Wayne is Batman.
@Black Gandalf, have you ever seen me in the same room as you? No, because I AM YOU.
@Black Gandalf, *mind explodes*
@Black Gandalf, Well technically...
@GrumpyKat, you don't go outside often do you
@Black Gandalf, I'm not being serious cmon now
@Black Gandalf, have you ever seen me and batman in the same room.
One time at a restaurant i gave them the name "voldemort" and they called out "he who must not be named"
Made my day
My girlfriends last name is batman
@rabid aviator, dude, you gotta take her name when you marry her.
I call fake
Did she ask you to pass the mustard?
One time I ordered a coffee and the lady spilled it. She said she'd mocha nother one for free
Too bad she didn't write lee
Imagine if she spelled it wrong.
I'd give her a tip