*slams fist on desk* LIES
@Sourwolf, *slams lies on desk* FRIES
@A Monty, *slams fries on desk* SUPRISE
@About 30 Ninjas, *breaks fist on table* CRIES
@About 30 Ninjas, *surprise
@Multiple personality, *slams stapler on desk* SUPPLIES
@Snarfel Burger, *slams desk out of the way* Denies.
@The Megaton Bomb, *slams laptop on desk* CREAM PIES
@Killing instincts , *slams fish from spongebob on desk* MY EYES!
@Multiple personality, SCHOOL SUPPLIES!
@The Vanguard, *slams bag of food on counter* WRONG SIZE
@Sourwolf, *slams fist on McDonald's counter* SOME FRIES!
@Sourwolf, ever since Whitewater...
@Sweet or Sour, wow. I love this community. I haven't laughed this hard over something this stupid and funny in a while.
@nothingofimport, *slams memes on table* cool guys
@About 30 Ninjas, SOME FRIES, MOTHERFŪCKER!
So i just got out of deadpool and that movie was the shjt. If you haven't seen it take off work, leave your date, sacrifice a child, skip class and go see it.
@Almighty Blastoise, wait, what was that third one?
I dislike big banks. I want to break them up to little pieces and flush them down the toilet to the point where you can't put them back together! Also, why do they chain their pens? They think we're trying to steal them! Whats up with that!
@Bernard Sanders, And we can get the bank managers to pay for everyone's collage! And America's fixed! Ay!
@Glorious Grapefruit, you get it! #feeltheBern 🇺🇸
@Glorious Grapefruit, college too!
That is not me.
@Honest Politician, Your username is such a paradox, I'm wondering how your phone hasn't imploded
@TasteMySquanch, it's a Nokia
@Honest Politician, Go figure
Becomes president, fvcks the coffee boy for revenge
I live outside of america and have no idea what's going on
@ThePooper, give thanks daily
@ThePooper, our "understands the poor" candidate charged a non-profit $200k to talk to them and more to "talk" to Wall Street bankers.
@Sweet or Sour, hey, she just made like 12 million dollars in 2 years by giving speeches...that's completely normal. Nobody should suspect that she was selling access. Nope. People just love her that much.
I mean, look at her last book. She was paid 5 million dollars before it went on sale...that's how much people love her. I mean sure, nobody bought the book...but the publisher gave her 5 million bucks just for writing a book nobody bought!
@talmet, well somebody bought one, it's on Amazon used like new for $2.47. If it had free shipping it might be worth it as firestarter
@Sweet or Sour, lol, ok...a few people bought one, but very few...and her book tour had almost no one show up for autographs (there was a story in the NYT about one event where more journalists showed up than audience members).
Welcome to the Sanders circlejerk, where Hillary is female Satan and nobody understands what super-delegates are.
God shes ugly!
She literally has the "Crazy Eyes" look from HIMYM