Yeah and they have to pay people to lick their balls, wait what?
@Fvck Younicorn, isn't that what midgets are for?
@Enigmatic Soul, Yeah but they cost money. Dogs accept peanut butter, and I already have that on hand (and balls)
@Fvck Younicorn, just take a few from willie wonka and his factory. By the way they dress, I'd say they'd have lots of practice.
@Fvck Younicorn, where do you get peanut butter for free???
I feel sorry for people who don't have pterodactyls... How else will they attack their enemies from the sky?
@Sethodactyl, I have a dragon. Does that work?
@Spin, yes, I'm sure it will
@Sethodactyl, We shall be! THE TERROR OF THE SKIES!
@Spin, *How To Train Your Dragon 3*
@Sethodactyl, *Animated secondary character from the previous films runs across the bottom of the screen to hammer a wooden plank with a poorly written "and pterodactyl" onto the bottom right corner of the n in "dragon"*
@Spin, hahahahaha that made my day and its 1:27am
@Sethodactyl, yaaaay! I'm glad.
@Sethodactyl, A-10 warthog
@Sethodactyl, Far Cry Primal
@Sethodactyl, sometimes if I'm annoyed, I'll open my wings and release a torrent of chaotic energy sufficient to erase the other guy from reality. Granted I tend to teleport above them instead of fly, but you can't argue with the results
@Sethodactyl, Bloodwing...oh wait... *cries
They have to go out and pay a hooker for pleasure. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
Rather that than picking up after a dog.... And i dont mean food^^
Unless you have a cat, or have my cat. He eats anything! (And he's orange)
Sad thing is I've gotten use to having to do that since my dog passed away.
They also don't have the buy food, medical care, or clean up poop
Unrelated. I told my mom I feel stressed she yells and says "because I play to many videogames" but mom a haven't played in two days. "well it's because you feel like you need to play video games" mom logic.
I hate it when I'm visiting my friends in their apartment (where they can't have dogs) and I drop some food. I just sit there for a second until I realize it's just going to stay there until I pick it up.
@I Are Lebo, normally my two dogs get it quite quickly.
Well my dog drops his food all over the floor then I get to pick it up or else step on it, and it's about as painful as stepping on a legot
I feel sorry for people who have a dog. If my cat needs to take a shjt, he just goes and takes a shjt in the litter box. I don't have to get up and go outside.
What a 'ruff' situation.
I actually noticed that when I moved out from home, where we have a dog, to my own house, where we don't have a dog.... So many Cheerios and carrots on the floor that I just don't have the time to pick up.
Not me, I eat it off the floor
Nah, nature will reclaim it eventually