So many bad jokes, not enough bullets
@Sgt Pun snyper , *amazing jokes
@Sgt Pun snyper , sans?
@Sgt Pun snyper , if Deadpool can do it, so can you. Just don't forget to count
@Ferrari Fireball, Count? "One! Ah Ah Ah! Two! Ah Ah Ah!"
@Pubmarine Shamwich, 3, 4, 5, DAMN IT, eh, worth it
@Sgt Pun snyper , *hands you a fresh mag*
@irishdude, thanks, time to finish these off
@Sgt Pun snyper , you can always go for the sword
That diarrhea joke hit too close to home as I am recovering from water diarrhea from the flu
@Vakidis, sorry to hear that you feel shjtty.
Just wrecked my Dads car. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
Anyone who lives in germany can tell you only the last statement is true in number 4
@Starry, hi, I am from Germany! It's a stereotype, and even though we like to be efficient at what we do, we are actually full of jokes and laughs. Well, not all of course, but yeah. Oh and I think one German is enough to change a light bulb ;D
So my old car broke down on the freeway, so now I gotta sit here for a little and wait. Good thing there's a new update with boobs.
@lakewood20, what kind of car
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, it's a 1965 mustang
@lakewood20, oh nice. Hoonicorn is based on one lol I'm sure you already know that. What engine? 4 speed?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, its a 289 V8, I wasn't involved in most of the heavy stuff since my grandpa had the engine rebuilt after he crashed it when he was young. But most of it is stock
@lakewood20, oh oh oh
Puns! Puns everywhere!
I just wanted to see the hot blonde.
What is this, amateur night?
I'd give her a double entendre
I only just realized what surprise subtext meant. It's either #827 or #872 that suddenly I got it. Top comment helped me
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet. But the lines that do meet, meet once and never see each other again. And that's pretty sad, too.
Anyone else having a problem where they can't zoom or scroll of High-Res images?
Nestle's quick, strawberry flavor...
I liked this more than I wanted to.
Green, fuzzy, and if it fell upon you, you would die? An entire football field, laced with AstroTurf.
How many Germans does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Why do foot fetishest like losing?
The like the taste of defeat
To be pedantic, the first is only true in Euclidian geometry. If you are on the surface of a sphere, parallel lines can intersect - for instance, the longitude lines on the earth are parallel, but they intersect at both the North and South poles.
The bible one is my second favorite pun joke. All time best one is the shi tzu one.