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@Sgt Pun snyper , *amazing jokes
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@Sgt Pun snyper , sans?
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@Sgt Pun snyper , if Deadpool can do it, so can you. Just don't forget to count
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@Ferrari Fireball, Count? "One! Ah Ah Ah! Two! Ah Ah Ah!"
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@Pubmarine Shamwich, 3, 4, 5, DAMN IT, eh, worth it
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@Sgt Pun snyper , *hands you a fresh mag*
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@irishdude, thanks, time to finish these off
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@Sgt Pun snyper , you can always go for the sword
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That diarrhea joke hit too close to home as I am recovering from water diarrhea from the flu
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@Vakidis, sorry to hear that you feel shjtty.
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Just wrecked my Dads car. Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers.
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Anyone who lives in germany can tell you only the last statement is true in number 4
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@Starry, hi, I am from Germany! It's a stereotype, and even though we like to be efficient at what we do, we are actually full of jokes and laughs. Well, not all of course, but yeah. Oh and I think one German is enough to change a light bulb ;D
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So my old car broke down on the freeway, so now I gotta sit here for a little and wait. Good thing there's a new update with boobs.
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@lakewood20, what kind of car
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@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, it's a 1965 mustang
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@lakewood20, oh nice. Hoonicorn is based on one lol I'm sure you already know that. What engine? 4 speed?
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@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, its a 289 V8, I wasn't involved in most of the heavy stuff since my grandpa had the engine rebuilt after he crashed it when he was young. But most of it is stock
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@lakewood20, oh oh oh
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Puns! Puns everywhere!
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I just wanted to see the hot blonde.
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What is this, amateur night?
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I'd give her a double entendre
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I only just realized what surprise subtext meant. It's either #827 or #872 that suddenly I got it. Top comment helped me
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet. But the lines that do meet, meet once and never see each other again. And that's pretty sad, too.
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Anyone else having a problem where they can't zoom or scroll of High-Res images?
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Nestle's quick, strawberry flavor...
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I liked this more than I wanted to.
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Green, fuzzy, and if it fell upon you, you would die? An entire football field, laced with AstroTurf.
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How many Germans does it take to screw a lightbulb? Nein
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Why do foot fetishest like losing? The like the taste of defeat
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To be pedantic, the first is only true in Euclidian geometry. If you are on the surface of a sphere, parallel lines can intersect - for instance, the longitude lines on the earth are parallel, but they intersect at both the North and South poles.
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The bible one is my second favorite pun joke. All time best one is the shi tzu one.
So many bad jokes, not enough bullets