@Starry, hi, I am from Germany! It's a stereotype, and even though we like to be efficient at what we do, we are actually full of jokes and laughs. Well, not all of course, but yeah. Oh and I think one German is enough to change a light bulb ;D
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, its a 289 V8, I wasn't involved in most of the heavy stuff since my grandpa had the engine rebuilt after he crashed it when he was young. But most of it is stock
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet. But the lines that do meet, meet once and never see each other again. And that's pretty sad, too.
To be pedantic, the first is only true in Euclidian geometry. If you are on the surface of a sphere, parallel lines can intersect - for instance, the longitude lines on the earth are parallel, but they intersect at both the North and South poles.
So many bad jokes, not enough bullets