Cop- "Do you know why I pulled you ov-"
Girl- "Omg this has already been posted"
@Glorious Grapefruit, omg, I have a penis!!!
Omg, you got a ticket 🙊
@MrWonka, you made me cry...i was laughing so hard! I read it in a mocking tone as from a guy friend...
Anyone believe Stuckpixel abandoned us? Left us to repost ourselves into nothingness.
@Dr Who Fandom, as further evidence. I uploaded 30+ pics, 26 were rejected and the rest are pend rejection 48+ hours later.
Again? That cop needs to take a hint.
Pepper spray, cop- yah well I'm hotter
"Ma'am please exit the car, anyone you say can and will be held against you"
"I have a boyfriend"
Too much porn. Gives you an unrealistic veiw of every day life.
@LT PUNK ROCKET, view* Dammit
@LT PUNK ROCKET, Sacrifice he who makes spelling errors! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!
Cop: "Me too! Omg!"
Wtf this is false wheres the starbucjs and shes isnt blonde WTF