I'd son him
@Chillin on Altis, Nice
So this past month has been quite exciting, I had my birthday, went to my first concert (Black Sabbath) got my first tattoo, smoked weed for the first time AND lost my virginity (I had a condom and she was on the pill)
@Scary Mikey, sorry you lost your virginity with a condom on. That had to suck.
@Scary Mikey, dag. My comment below was meant as a reply. Congrats and be safe!
@FFCrisisC, we both never want kids
@Scary Mikey, also the tattoo is of the Hunters Mark from Bloodborne
@Scary Mikey, I understand still sucks compared to the real deal.
@Scary Mikey, that is such a good idea, congrats!
@Scary Mikey, hitting it raw is the best, but the idea of kids is scary
@Scary Mikey, What about all the children? Didn't you lose your virginity with them?
@Scary Mikey, It's really cool to hear that everything's going well for you!
@FFCrisisC, you know what else sucks? 18+ years of raising a kid
@Vague, pull out game bruh
@Scary Mikey, Nice job man! Kick ass month
@Scary Mikey, sounds like a teen comedy
@Scary Mikey, get a vasectomy. It saves your ash in the future... not a chance of kids plus no condoms or pills.
@Scary Mikey, fvck yeah man, hopefully you can get that to stay consistent. Congratulations :D
@That Bear over there, I'd save that idea until a little ways down the road. As people get older they often find they actually want kids, and that might be a bit of a leap. That's the only thing stopping me from considering one. And the complete lack of reason since I don't have any risk whatsoever currently of that. But. You know what I mean.
@That Bear over there, yeah but you can still get HIV and all kinda crotch rot...
@Iron Vader, yea but that's up to who you sleep with
@Ser Waffle Knight, they are reversible last I checked
@That Bear over there, ...huh. didn't actually know that. That was my bad for assuming. I live in the United states, have to pay for medical and things like that. Yeah. That's a good excuse statement to pull this through. Maybe. I don't know.
@MyOdishIsNamedSyther, especially like a montage after the protagonist is dressed up n sh!t
@Ser Waffle Knight, I don't think I can lose my virginity again
Nice! Those are all amazing fantastic things that can royally fvck up your teenage years. Keep being careful, don't do any of them daily, and good luck!
But she has a kid...
@A Studly Muffin, now she is a MILF which makes it better
@Doughnut Boy, no no no. Milfs with kids are only that awesome when you can just shut your laptop to get rid of them.
@A Studly Muffin, if he's 42 I think he might be past that stigma
Get in there, man!
Like they say, 42 is the new 20
That is a horrible way to find out his age. He could be a psychotic kidnapper or something
This kid deserves whatever he wants
I find in rather attractive when ladies blush
This is worded like a fantasy