God bless America 🇺🇸
@Johnv025, I'm in Washington right now coming from Canada.... This place is. It's uhh..... It's nice, yeah.
@FunnyUsername123, you better say it's nice or else freedom birds will dive bomb you out of this country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Johnv025, i thought texas was its own country
@Johnv025, God bless Texas⭐️
@Johnv025, It kinda smells like oil here. You know why?
@MMSieBreeze, It basically is.
@Johnv025, god bless Texas!
@MMSieBreeze, the United States of Texas
@Bonersaurus, states of Texas include Dallas, Houston, El Paso, San Antonio and South Padre. Come visit our lovely water habitats such as Schlitterbahn and Sea World. Our local specialties include Tacos, tamales and diabetes.
@Johnv025, is that stupid? No, it's Texas!
@SchroedingerPussPuss, don't forget BBQ!
@MMSieBreeze, shhh don't encourage them
@Bonersaurus, ehhhhhh I'm a Texas transplant from North Carolina. I prefer pork ribs over beef ribs, and a vinegar sauce. I usually don't mention BBQ because of the "BBQ wars of the South". But I will say Bill Millers is awesome fast food BBQ
@SchroedingerPussPuss, not familiar with that
The sky looks stupid
@KaijuKoitus, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
@Sexy Homunculus, He said the sky looks like Texas.
Oh wait it's Texas
What's the difference
@YouJustLostTheGame, DONT YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF TEXAS IN VAIN 🔫
@Sexy Homunculus, I don't believe in Texas so I can say whatever I want.
@YouJustLostTheGame, YOU BEST APOLOGIZE, OR I'LL BE OVER YOU LIKE UGLY ON AN APE
@Sexy Homunculus, Okay. I'm sorry that Texas is so stupid.
@YouJustLostTheGame, boy! 🔫 watch your mouth
@D0N RAM0N, Okay
*walks to bathroom mirror and stares at mouth*
"Texas. Is. Dumb."
Man you were right. Watching my shmexy face say that is so much better than just saying it. Kudos!
@D0N RAM0N, You missed me, but I think you just shot Harry Whittington in the face again... is that you, Dick Cheney?
@YouJustLostTheGame, well. You got me
@D0N RAM0N, No more heart attacks. We need you around here broham.
not enough oil and guns
@Nosurrender, *tips hat* 🔫⛽🔫⛽🔫⛽🔫⛽🔫⛽🔫⛽ better?
As a texan this is gorgeous
Yo dawg I heard you like texas
Forget Cloud City... I'm going to Cloud Texas!
It's so bright... Oh. I mean't the streelight is so bright
Like they need any more pride...
@Grizzy, at least we have something to be proud of ( rides off into the sunset on a longhorn steer with 2 pistols and an AR 10)
This also describes the Houston rockets season
Would that make it a....
Crazy how nature do dat
When a Texan's ego gets as high as the heavens.
@Goldwork, it never get any lower
Kill it! Kill it with fire! I hate texas by the way. That is why I didn't capitalize it's name.
@clintfromhere, Obama ? That you ?
It looks like a nuke
Lone STAR state.
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
Dude that's meta
This isn't your average every day Murica.
Pole is on fire
I see a threesome
God bless 'Merica
Not big enough to be Texas.