This is why terrorists hates us
@undercover black guy, this is why other countries make fun of us
@undercover black guy, " you eat whole goat ! Including horns ! You go now ! You scare my wife !"
@HeadlessHampster, "wait, that was my wife!"
@undercover black guy, this is why I hate us.
@Facey McFaceless, This is why we can make fun of ourselves
So what's that melting strawberry pic at the bottom got too do wi- wait what. Is that a hea... *gags*
@Sir Bionic, holy fish paste! It's a guy!
Anyone who has to look at him should sue
Guys this is a hoax news report. The picture is from a Daily Mail article of a 38-year-old Texas man's decision to undergo weight loss surgery. The claim of suing the Golden Corral franchise is based on a John Pinette joke. Here's what the World News Daily Report even posts: "WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website — even those based on real people — are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle."
@LegitAsian, well that's good to know.
His body is drooling
@the over analyzer, *melting
He might eat the lawsuit too
I'll bet he's from Texas or Florida
@CrazyManInaBox, surprisingly it's in Springfield, Massachusetts.
@Doc Holliday, thats right. This happened right down the street from where I work.
@Doc Holliday, springfield, massivehugetits*
@Boko, more like Collapsedfield amirite?
@Assassinator2399, I'm so sorry.
Simpsons did it
Does this sound like a man that had all he could eat?
And hes prob still weighting for more food.... Heh
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America
I hate fat people. Always excuses with them. Just lazy turds.
How was he even able to get to the restaurant (?) is what made me doubt the validity of the story.
I'm not trying to demean him, even though that's basically what I'm doing by saying this, but his body is disgusting.
I seriously mean this in the most constructive of ways; he needs to do something to change that.
I'm completely against fat shaming, but if and/or when this did happen, I have no respect for him. If you're addicted to food, of course you'll fall back sometimes, but Jesus, you have to try and do this.
Who the fvck sells t shirts that big?
@IQhunter, I bet he escaped from the circus and brought the Big Top tent along to wear.
No it isn't
But.. But.. Muh Freedoms
Let it go to court ...he'll be dead long before it ever goes anywhere
He thought it was 2 million dollops of daisy