Well, you better ketchup to it if you want to keep it.
@Donald Trump, I was expecting you to say build a wall around it
@Donald Trump, I'll vote for you if you make non stop puns at every state of the union address
@Donald Trump, you better change your username to Donald Drumpf
Just like my dad
@XV88 Broadside, I cried when my dad finally grew his legs and ran away.
It has a nice beHeinz
It looks like those things from the flood in halo.
@umeni, carrier forms
This one is a To-ma-toes
Well, this is my fettish, alarmingly
Its even got little toma-TOES
*gets tomato thrown at my face*
I bet it didn't get very far
That tomatoes got bigger balls than most
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a... Tomato
They're growing self aware...
That tomato is showing a little leg