I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but I need your vote.
@Donald Trump, I'm sold
@Donald Trump, You're winning like every state right now...God help us all
@SimonPetrikov, clearly God has left us
@origamiguyljb, But at least you're back
@SimonPetrikov, not really just poofing in for ince
@Donald Trump, not a vote but an upvote.
@Donald Trump, #bestcomments
But if you try I help, I will scratch the fvck out of your arms
*All of your life
I know people like this.
The Council in Mass Effect
Side note: I never understood 'missing cat' posters. I mean the cat just decided to leave, people don't put posters up about a girlfriend that moved out of their house
I desperately wish I had a cat that said this to me.
@Not Actually a Corgi, this cat is pretty, BTW.
That is a well deserved fate... Djck
"Cat caught in blinds." Nailed it like a split hog.