I may not own a liquor store but I own an ID that can get me into one
@Internet lord, I have a Chucky Cheese all access arcade card.
I think we all know the real winner here.
@The Milky Man, you know just how to turn me on
@The Milky Man, Geez buddy, save some pussy for the rest of us
@The Milky Man, I just realized does anyone actually know who the ceo/creator of chucky cheese is?
@The Milky Man, I have free play in a laser tag arena plus 50% off for all friends and family... I think I win
@Apollo Gauntlet, I don't think I can... it's all gone. All the pussy is gone.
@Aristotlelotlela, Do you know the ceo/creator of most companies?
@The Milky Man, Duh... McDonald's - Ronald McDonald. Burger King - The Burger King. Subway - Jared. Apple - Stevey wonder
That's less of a benefit and more of a prize.
I assume you have adequate health and life insurance policies through your employer.
No, you assume that they have 4 fingers and a thumb 👍
I... I don't get it...
@PeanutButterPopsicle, me neither or maybe it's just not actually funny and we're overthinking it trying to find the joke
@PeanutButterPopsicle, the liquor are the friends with benefits
I .... actually do. it's not cool as it sound or seems.
@pyrocrypto, I used to own a pub. Sound like great fun and certainly gets you friends... Lasted five years and then ran screaming.
@leahgodfrey, you will become more mature than you know,real quick.
Liquor? I barely even know her...
I'd rather have the butt sex