The amount of knowledge this brought cannot be measured.
@The Goshdarn Batman, I chuckled
@The Goshdarn Batman, Yepp, I get it. Unfortunately for you. *loads rifle*
@Sniper of Puns, you do realize that taking a shot at a Batman wont end well for you...right?
I..i have to go test something...
@waffles4Gir, the result?
@waffles4Gir, circumference of something?
@MyName sBlurryDICK, maybe because it's a blurry dick it'll seem bigger?
@Deanmon, upwards of the circumference of a $5 footlong
@waffles4Gir, day 562: still waiting for waffles to give us the test results... I think he might be dead and blurry dick has been aggressive lately. Send help!
@waffles4Gir, Test results: Never let go of a tape measure while measuring near phallic areas. (Results may vary)
@waffles4Gir, Did it tickle? Use a snap bracelet on it! Even though you technically already did...
These are cheap knock offs. There were a bunch of kids getting gnarly gashes from the edges cutting through the outside layer. Legit snap bracelets are not made from scraps of measuring tape.
Not the ones from the 90s.
@FurriesRuinEvrything, slapping a snap band on someone back then was the childhood equivalent of a dog peeing on a bush. They belong to you now.
That's what the government wants you to think
It makes sense, they both hurt like heck when they hit you!
Made with or made from?
@CriTiKa1, thank you
But can it still be used for a weapon like the other snap bracelets?
I tried making one out of the slats from blinds. Nope.
My life is a lie
Is anyone actually surprised by this?
I opened one up when I was younger and sliced the shjt out of my finger. It was a piece of measuring tape.
Everything I knew growing up was a lie!
My life is a lie...
Anyone know if there's a Clash Royal clan yet?
I bet lorde always dreamt about being a tape measure since she wanted to be a ruler.
I've always been a engineer so when I was little I opened one up and made this discovery
@Cromptank, did you give yourself a sticker?