This is true, when you wake up with an alarm you are in the matrix
@Hipester, actually you are leaving the matrix
Either way, ubbruptly interrupting REM sleep sucks d*ck.
@PuckmeisterPuck, oh man I hate ubbbrrruptly ending the REM cycle!
Excuse me ma'am, your night stand is on fire.
@Doug Vinny, Who...Who are you? How did you get in my bedroom?!
Either way, I wake up like the second picture.
Beep beep bee- SHUT UP.
This made me chuckle.
I like waking up knowing that you can go back to sleep
@Spongebob I thought you lived alone with your snail.
But no matter what you wake up with a boner
Yeah, cause I wake up to jumper cables attached to my nipples...
@Hipester CORRECTION: The image shown is the real world, and the Matrix is the alternate green tinted reality.
Lol im immune to my alarm clock and my parents yell at me cuz it wakes them up acroos the house
Bottom pic is from the Matrix
That's really disturbing but just how I feel.
Wake up.. Gotta pee!
Excuse me sir the bondage guys want there nipple suction cups back
I feel like it would be even better if it were that picture of wolverine.
Dang this pic is old...
Beep beep beep. Beepbeepbeep. What a terrible start for a terrible day