Oh hey Facebook, how're you doing? I thought you an Stuckpixel weren't on speaking terms
@ThatThingBehindYou, Nah, I actually heard they started 69ing recently
@Apollo Gauntlet, buncha sellouts
Use condoms, people
@Sexy Homunculus, NO
@Sexy Homunculus, don't you remember? That guy played himself
But you must grow them first right?! Right!?
@Sexy Homunculus, I haven't grown mine yet
Moms bring their kids to me telling me they need medication for ADHD. Meanwhile, the brat is tearing up the exam room and Mom isn't doing anything about it .
I then yell at the kid " StopThat!" And the kid usually sits down and shuts up
@HeadlessHampster, what, do you want a cookie or something?
@Phaneron, I'm pretty sure the point is that the parents don't try
The internet told you how to parent, you'd better listen
@Michael Fassbender, but yeah kids can be fückers
I thought this was Funny pics, not a parenting course
Oh look, another dumb Facebook repost
Actually i just talked to an old lady that laughed when i said the internet had practical uses. You can't ignore the elders of a generation daming incredible advances to society. This is like when people called electricity bad or made laws that you need to warn the town days in advance before you drove your car through it because they were scared of it. (Look up old laws, it happened in several towns) i grew up with a grandma that was hoping that y2k would knock out computers so she could do type writer jobs again. I never respected her opinion on anything newly invented.
Daughter: Do you love me?
I feel better already. Thanks Facebook.
We talk so much about destressing, that sometimes we forget to stress our D's. Say "yes" once in a while!
As a kid, I would never throw tantrums. I would just get really passive aggressive about the situation. I was an aššhole as a kid.
Someone already said it, but AMEN! O.o
Yeah, but instead of toy cars they want the latest iPhone. Picture is inaccurate.
Easier said than done but true
@MrWonka, people really have no room to talk until they have a kid
@CrazyRightWinger, well, I did have to help my sister raise my nephew and niece but yeah, I guess
So deforestation, burn fossil fuels, dumping trash into the ocean, dumping trash into orbit, and war is leaving us a better planet? No no you're right. I'm sure that extra candy bar is really gonna ruin his soon to be short lived life.
I love telling my kids no. Everyone calls me "too strict" but no one complains about my kids being brats... Well.. At least to my face