Wait till he sees they're black.
@MeatStick, what if they're asian?
@Ironhomie, or ginger?
@MeatStick, or a black asian ginger?
@Ironhomie, or it's a bird! 😱🐣
@MeatStick, what it's a skittle :O
@MeatStick, not his problem anymore
@MeatStick, if they are black and white check for that dog's dna
@Ironhomie, well if its a girl ya know
@MeatStick, "Me, Myself, and Irene"
@Sir Bionic, Hello brother. I'm looking for a Jewish bear. He got away from me yesterday and I haven't seen him since. Have you seen him?
@Ze Grammar Nazi, *hides behind plant and sweats nervously*
@TrueJewBear, *sniff sniff* I smell fear....
@Ze Grammar Nazi, *knocks over plant running away*
*notices salmon and dives for it*
@TrueJewBear, THERE YOU ARE! *Runs after bear* *Notices improper punctuation and begins to correct it*
@Ze Grammar Nazi, *writes "your a nerd" all over the door and runs*
@TrueJewBear, That's not even insulting. Your punctuation is just sad. You're*
@TrueJewBear, Wait. HE GOT AWAY AGAIN!
@Ze Grammar Nazi, *locks door of cave and pants uncontrollably*
@TrueJewBear, *Beats on door while screaming insults in German.*
@Ze Grammar Nazi, *begins to barricade door* sorry, I don't speak nazi!
@TrueJewBear, It's German you uneducated swine!!
@Ze Grammar Nazi, *meses up coment az much az posible*
@TrueJewBear, *Screams in rare and indignation.*
@Ze Grammar Nazi, rage*
@Ze Grammar Nazi, Aha! Don't you proofread?
@TrueJewBear, I type way to fast on occasions.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, too*
@TrueJewBear, I will end you.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, one day, mayhaps. But NOT TODAY! *Runs around in cave* oh wait. I'm already safe..*shrugs and sits down*
@TrueJewBear, I'll be back with my Tiger!! Now where did I put my keys?
@Ze Grammar Nazi, *holds up keys from other side of window* I'm sneakier than I look
@TrueJewBear, *Holds up box of salmon and runs away*
@Sir Bionic, *violently raises hand up and down*
@Ze Grammar Nazi, just break the window and get in
*Dog throwing up in the toilet* "We're getting him neutered"
That dog has the look of "I just pooped in the shower."
Why are their heads in the toilet o_0
Dude...the dog lol
Or a black albino they freak me out
Hey look! A guy with a uterus!
*sniff sniff* I smell fear....
The dogs the father, that's why the guys sick
How can you even tell from a pregnancy test?
@Punny lad, most people don't announce after the pregnancy test, they usually wait until like the end of the first trimester because of the high risk of a miscarriage. So they probably had an ultrasound
"I'm sterile" *Dad vomits in toilet*
"They're your brother's"