That burned like jet fuel.
@Lord Emostabe, but can it melt steel beams?
@The Internet Guy, Can it burn bacon?
@Glorious Grapefruit, can it burn harder than the passion I have for fvcking your mom?
@The Internet Guy, From that comment, I'll just assume you've never seen my mother
@Glorious Grapefruit, is she, like her child, a glorious grapefruit?
@Hugh J Rection, She is actually a kiwi
@Glorious Grapefruit, huh
@The Internet Guy, I saw that from miles away. Same way that the FBI saw 9/11 coming way before it happened.
That went dark real quick
That's just plane wrong.
@Benjamin Barker, God dammit
I'm going to write down the number for this pic so that when people comment that we never make fun of Muslims, I can give the number to them.
@Tentacle Monster, I make fun of Muslims all the time.
Gotta love Jim Jefferies
@JeanValjean24601, I'm so excited I get to go see him live tonight! I fear I may die from laughing to hard
Can't they drink beer? I have a muslim friend who refuses to eat any kind of pork but he'll have a beer every now and then.
@Just a doctor , it's probably Haram
@Just a doctor , yeah it's not really allowed. Any intoxicant/alcohol is haram
I'm supposedly supposed to be Muslim. I eat bacon and drink beer. Alluah Akbar!!!!
@I have a small pen15, so why even pretend to be muslim? You either need to start killing infidels, or accept that you aren't a real muslim.
@Cpzombie, well, I'm American, but my grandparents are from Israel. I'm not even religious. When someone asks if I'm religious I just reply "the universe is infinite". And that doesn't really make any sense either. Good day to you, sir/ma'am. Sorry if my weird thoughts upset you in some sort of way.
@I have a small pen15, just confused.
@Cpzombie, people say that to me a lot. I don't really make any sense....of anything whatsoever.
As a Muslim I find this offensive
@DaddyWurzel, As an offensive I found this Muslim...
@Queef Latifah, as an offensive person I find that funny
@DaddyWurzel, as person needing to be found i lost that Muslim
He does an awesome bit on gun control
How's beer greasy?
I guess it's no longer too soon