Maine is where Stephen King books happen, and I do not want to be a dog in a Stephen King book.
@TheThirteenth Doctor, I actually kinda want to tell my girlfriend from Maine a joke like this, but I'm afraid she'd kill me 😅
please send help
@The Lover, just call her a MAINE-iac. She'll love it.
DON'T tell her that her singing sounds like moose calls. She'll kill you.
If you have a night where you wanna get it on and you wanna make a cheesy joke, why not make a joke about the state bird?
Or simply tell her she's tastier than lobster dipped in butter as a sex joke. If she has a sense of humor she'll die laughing.
DONT compare her to a Cannadian. We are still Americans and while we are nice we aren't apologetic about punching someone's face in.
Oh yeah and btw I'm a Mainer myself, and thus these are all Mainer certified.
And also that I get all the bitches.
@Donald Trump, (x) -doubt
@Donald Trump, it's probably because he has big paws
This one time, I was walking down the street, and a man bent over to tie his shoes. He was facing the street and his knees were straight (so his butt was up in the air).
I was seized with such a powerful urge to shout "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" and kick him into the street. I almost couldn't resist. I could picture it so vividly. It would have been beautiful.
@I Are Lebo, I have the same dream about Hillary
Sometimes I fantacize about stuckpixel not reposting images
Well... I guess we've all got our own fetishes?
You know what, this post has a point. 🤔
I thought that was the dog from the goosebumps commercial lol
Why Maine that's where pennywise, tommyknockers, and carrie are from..😉