@autismo the shortbus, virginity protection at its finest
@autismo the shortbus, When do you grow those?!
@autismo the shortbus, to protect yourself from hearing AIDS
@PeanutButterPopsicle, when you first hear music so terrible you have a risk of Soundwave transmitted diseases, not to be confused with sexually transmitted diseases.
Or, ya know, just grow your hair out a little bit.
@The Internet Guy, nope, buying an ear beanie.
@The Internet Guy, or, ya know, just wear a bigger hat. Maybe even a hood.
@The Internet Guy, Then he'd look silly.
@The Internet Guy, but my afro doesn't go down, just up and away from my ears
@The Internet Guy, or he could stop being a punk b!tch. That might help
So the humans don't know I'm an elf.
@Conman33, then I got to go get some
@LinkandWolfLink12, love your name. ❤️LOZ❤️
@RobotFrog21, and I love you too random person! I was the original but lost the password for that account
These would fall off too much to be useful; just tuck your ears in your regular hat and save the, like, $8 these would cost.
I can get an artist's beanie for my ears now? What a time to be alive. Truly blessed
They need to make the kind that go over the whole ear like a full face ski mask and have a hole where the ear opening is.
I use those beanies for another small part of my body
Has science gone too far?