My car is so eco-friendly, it's practically a tree-hugger
@Dr Rick Sanchez, Damn Hybrid Hippies
Officer: ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?
Woman: no I don't.
Officer: well ma'am you have a tree stuck in the front of your car.
Woman: No I don't.
@Coozination, that's my hood ornament, officer...
@Coozination, I was wondering what that weird noise was. My husband will look at it when I get home
@Coozination, You sure you didn't pull over Donald Trump?
@Coozination, Officer: you do. It's right there.
Woman: my car has had worse
@ExtraGFromNiger, if I did, he'd be in Mexico
You mean the wood of her car?
@I am the potato, I'm sorry...
@I am the potato, it's okay. *throws potat over to Latvia*
I didn't acidentally leave it on. I was gonna remove it officer but the view was just so natural.
Well... She was drunk. So it's not like she was doing it for fun.
This happened 2 cities away from me. I walk to work now
@FranStepford, Don't wear any clothes that make you look like a tree.
@Iron Vader, just leave that "that make you Look like a tree" away.
@FranStepford, hello fellow Illinois-ian this also was around where I live
@FranStepford, I'm from Carol Stream so when I saw this was in Roselle I got kinda excited then really ashamed that people do that crap by me
This is actually physically impossible because her radiator would have been destroyed.
Fvck I would too XD
Came out of nowhere
I saw this on the news
@John Doe, yeah it happened in my area
@Iluminoodle, I heard about it on the Rooster Teeth Podcast lol
Yeah. So tell me how typical was your day?