Hitler was an old white guy
Stalin was an old white guy
Trump i- *gets suckerpunched*
@Gaster, I thought Hitler was only around 40
@Gaster, Hitler wasn't all that old
@Gaster, yeah, what's your point?
@Gaster, since when is orange white?
@CentaurianHalfie, yeah neither was Stalin. It's called grasping.
@Gaster, sucker punch is a good song
@Gaster, Sarumon was an old guy
@Gaster, Trump is an old orange guy.
@Gaster, I thought trump was an oversized old orange midget? Huh, weird...
Fun fact: Saruman was an old white guy.
Oh I can smell the embers fanning
Find the similarity: They all live in a made up world
@jgegen1, This made my day
@jgegen1, ooooooohhhhh! Now whose feeling the "burn!?"
@jgegen1, hahahaha, LOVE IT!
@jgegen1, our world isnt made up.
No Master Roshi?
@Sexy Homunculus, He's finding his pants
Socialists "fighting evil" has, historically, involved a lot of genocide and state oppression. I say that that's something we don't need more of.
@Doctor Krieger, I think you mean communists. And you're using genocide pretty loosely there. If we're talking dictators murdering their own people go look at Pinochet. Dictators tend to use whichever economic principle is promising them power at the time. I could care less about Bernie to be honest but you know, history.
@Paul Newman, hitler was a socialist
@Doctor Krieger, You stay at character, and I like that about you. Keep up the good work.
@Doughnut Boy, if we 're gonna start throwing out hitler comparisons someone's higher on the list then Bernie I think haha
@Doughnut Boy, Hitler called himself a socialist...he wasn't. It's like North Korea calling themselves a democratic republic.
@Paul Newman, firstly, communism is stateless socialism and self-proclaimed "communist" dictatorships were actually authoritarian socialist states. Secondly, fascist Pinochet murdered 10's of thousands. Socialist Zedong murdered 10's of millions, as did Stalin.
@Doughnut Boy, in a similar way to how a tomato is a fruit. National Socialism blurs the lines between fascism and socialism.
@frodo from 349, Hitler was a national socialist. Also, North Korea, a socialist state, holds elections every 5 years with only one candidate to keep that title.
@frodo from 349, thank you
@Doctor Krieger, you missed my whole point that socialism and communism are not interchangeable terms. Yes communism has historically led to millions dying but democratic socialism has led to the countries with the highest happiness rates in the world. Communism is socialism but socialism is not communism ya dig
"The goal of Socialism is Communism"
@4Chan Ambassador , I knew it wouldn't be long before my little piggy came running. Yes Lenin was a communist and would therefore have communism as his ultimate goal. Good contribution.
@Paul Newman, I just don't get the pig joke. I really don't. So you think your original or something? Bernie was in marxist groups, toured Soviet Russia, praised communist societies, and supported people arrested during the red scare for being major supporters of communism. Democratic Socialism is a veneer for actual socialism. I know Sweden is 'the happiest country in the world' but what the fvck does that even mean? What does it actually mean? Can you bottle up happiness and measure it now? Truth is that Sweden is kinda under attack right now from major debt and a refugee crisis? You know, an actual rape epidemic that the government is covering up? Sweden is a living nightmare, as well as all of Europe. We're a melting pot with 350,000,000 people, and Sweden is incomparable to any of the machinations of our nation.
What, are you going to present a worthy argument, or are you going to commit more logical fallacies with your pig drivel?
@4Chan Ambassador , *you're original-
@4Chan Ambassador , spot the nationalist neo-fascist
@Can yew knot, Refute my argument or get out.
@4Chan Ambassador , he can't. But he can make up stupid comments...
My personal favorite was a guy on here who resorted to telling me that Bernie wasn't a socialist at all....hahahaha
@talmet, He's a democratic socialist. All you have to do is slap Democrat in front of it and that changes it all.
@4Chan Ambassador , there's a difference between democrats and socialists now?
@4Chan Ambassador , if you read my original comment it was about the difference between communism and socialism. I even made it a special point to make sure everyone knew I don't care about Bernie or his campaign specifically to keep douchebags like you away and opinion out of it. This was about history but like usual you inserted your angry baseless right wing babbling. And that's why you remind me of a pig. You just squeal for the sake of squealing while rolling around in your own shnit. Go join a mens rights group or something bro. I'm not coming back to this thread so you can save your impending tantrum for someone else. You're cool though you're cool.
@Paul Newman, My argument has still not been refuted.
@Paul Newman, Please realize who's presenting arguments, and who's whining.
@talmet, yeah. Democrats vote for your stuff to be taken by force. Socialists just take it themselves with a gun.
@4Chan Ambassador , you have yet to make an argument so there is nothing to refute
@Can yew knot, Suck a d!ck.
@4Chan Ambassador , this is what I mean by not making an argument. You insult and make claims that do not even remotely address the question debated. You should try actually making a position that logically addresses the question
@4Chan Ambassador , and you fail to still present an argument and just ignore. Easy to tell who has no logical point.
@Paul Newman, *starts a slow clap*
So the free market and capitalism are evil now? Fvck millennials man.
@1NutParking, I mean, 2008 and 2012 the democrats were like 'I AIN'T VOTIN FOR AN OLD WHITE GUY' but now they're like "hey vote for this old white guy"
@1NutParking, nope just corporatism and trade deals that take American jobs away
@Flying Oranges , And Sanders taxing the living shjt out of companies is going to make businesses want to be here?
@Gamasennin, of course!
Also, sanders taxing ALL stock market speculation at 90%! That is great news, because that will tax everyone's pensions!
@Gamasennin, never said I supported him
@2ndAmendment, libertarian? Also that slogan will work great
@Flying Oranges , i am libertarian and proud. And yes. That is a legit hashtag. Look it up on FB lol. Find some good articles.
@2ndAmendment, ok I hate to be this guy cause I'm libertarian and hate the two party system but voting third party is essentially putting hillary in office.
@Jeb Bush, you are libertarian with that username? If you think that way, then no third party will ever have a chance. Trump and hillary are going to win the nomination, it is obvious. And I will be damned if I vote for either of them. Voting for someone because you dont want the other one is not how it should work. You should have choices. You should vote for the one you want. The two party system is so corrupt, but with trump and Hillary this year, the libertarian party has a great shot.
@2ndAmendment, it's a satirical account. A third party has never been able to take over and there will always be a two party system in the setup we have because when you have two similar candidates they will split votes and the opposite will win. It has happened over and over and over.
@Jeb Bush, this is true. But do you know how many democrats I see thay say "if bernie isn't nominated, I am not even voting." I hear a lot of that. NOT voting at all will also give hillary the win. That is when I step in and tell them about that there is another choice.
@2ndAmendment, jumping from Bernie to hillary is a big jump, and even if you converted all Bernie voters it isn't enough to beat hillary. Third parties normally take votes from republicans as libertarians tend to vote republican now to avoid regressive liberalism.
@Jeb Bush, thag is why we as a group have to teach people that there is more than just 2 choices. We may not win this election, but this will be a great chance to show everyone that there is another choice. You can obviously vote for whoever you want. But not voting at all is a wasted vote. And I will be damned if I vote for any of these sh!t candidates.
@Portlandian, you might need to see a doctor sounds like a rash
@Portlandian, *counts delegates* CrashandBern2016
Does this mean Bernie is going to die and then be resurrected in some fashion?
@I Are Lebo, Bernie is simply a host for the socialist spirit. When he dies the spirit will take over another host. Similar to how dumbledoor changed actor
@I Are Lebo, No. He's just going to die. Can he survive 8 years in office? Let's find out together.
@4Chan Ambassador , I'm debating whether or not he'll make it to November.
We've had our fill of old white guys
@Jonathan Quick, So has Bill Clinton's interns *winky winky*
@Jonathan Quick, this disturbs me
Cruz is worse than Trump
@DJ Khaled, basically the same, trump just talks more shît lol
@I Dexios Divine I, yeah it comes down to whether you think a blatant racist or a low key Uncle Tom is worse
@DJ Khaled, "lowkey Uncle Tom"
Please pick me
Only if he has a beard.
In this case the "evil" is ironically another old white guy/part-time circus peanut
3 out of 4 correct.
But, he has no beard.
If that's true then I would rather vote for the Sith Lord Sauron.
which is usually another old white guy
Actually my friend calls "dambldoor" "damblandoor"!
All I see is Bushes of Love
Didn't the first three guys die horribly?
@Captain Dingleberry, Yes, Gandalf was the only one who made it out alive. *Whispered to* Oh? They don't know yet, wrong year? Ok. *jumps back in time machine to 2018*