When the Vikings decided to stop invading, and just chill the fvck out.
As someone who weighs about 250lbs, I'm going to admire it from afar.
Imagine rolling off of it and landing on the dragons ribs 😨
@Colleen4, the long boat frame
@Colleen4, but yea man those spikes even if not sharp would suck. I mean getting in or out seems pretty risky and annoying
@George Feeny, depends if you're gay, you could have a massive bum orgy with all your favorite homos lol
It looks like a bootleg of the king of red lions
@Fat cow, but can it talk?....
This isn't a king-sized hammock. This is a VIKING-sized hammock!
Coolest hammock, sure. Unless, you are one that tosses and turns (I do), then one becomes a ritual sacrifice on the point ends. Odin will be pleased.
Fine craftsmanship, another!
The spikes scare the fvck out of me..
Pff I'm too used to seeing hammocks. Before I got into college I don't think I'd ever seen one in person. Once I joined college o started seeing them everywhere. During finals and midterms you'd see people with their hammocks between two trees just sleeping, or possibly trying to transform into something that will pass their exams.
@BIessthefaII, here we see the college student entering the hammock, or cocoon of transformation, in hopes that he will emerge as a knowledgeable butterfly. Then, he will majestically flutter away with his degree and drink sweet intoxicating nectar off of women's breasts.
When I come back, I want this comment to reach 100 likes.
@Markiskerm777, well I want this to reach 101 likes.
@Markiskerm777, likes? Sorry, I heard dislikes.
@Markiskerm777, what's a like? I only know what an upvote is. here have a downvote :D
@Markiskerm777, I love your username
@Markiskerm777, you just want down votes
Except when you fall off and impale yourself
And when you're asleep someone decides to give you a Viking funeral
"...but at what cost?"
But at what cost?
til you fall out and get impaled
Soon it will help its owner bring honor to their family.