Or someone who enjoys looking at your banana
@Jonathan Quick, I enjoy looking at my banana
@Lord Commander Snow, I enjoy that too ;)
@Jonathan Quick, I don't think I can date myself
@Internet lord, you're not doing it right then
@Jonathan Quick, *fvcks monkey
@Jonathan Quick, but I don't have a ba-ooooh... I agree
@Jonathan Quick, or someone who will peel your banana. Wait. No.
@RhettandLink, I mean, kiiiinda....idk
@Jonathan Quick, furiously dates self
just don't date someone who has cancer
@KaijuKoitus, What do you have against people born in late June and July?!
@KaijuKoitus, what about a political tumor eating away my soul?
@Sweet or Sour, no you cannot date Donald trump
Minions are a Facebook cancer, don't you dare bring this blight upon our house
Date someone who would kill a minion on sight.
What if I look at bananas that way
@Devils Avocado, will you date me?
@Lord Commander Snow, I don't date dead people
@Devils Avocado, then how about you date me?
This banana is hair.
Oh look it's cancer.
He's looking kinda low on the banana, like the nether regions...
I didn't know that cancer could see.
If anyone looked at me like a Minion, I'd take every necessary measure to blot them out of my life.
Is that a banana in your pocket? Or a erection in your pocket?