So this is what happens when you ask the person you're talking to for the manager who is the manager, they become a demon?
@Pierce the reverse , as a manger, I can confirm this.
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, nice job on the promotion mr. Spider man
@Pierce the reverse , i like the one with the sock puppet
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, So you're where Jesus was born.
@Pierce the reverse , it's called Starbucks for a reason as in the star in a oentagram
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, i can second that.
@Pierce the reverse , as a former manager. Yes
@AMAZlNG SPlDERMAN, you are funny..
Ya don' goofed.
Lady: how the blood soaked protestant hell are you the manager?
Employee: Fvck you that's how.
@DesertHumour, reminds me of my coworker Ashley
I can only imagine the satisfaction of being a manager who gets to do this in real life to @sshole customers
@ZingyCracker, not going to lie, it's a great feeling....until they say, "fine. Give me your name, title, social security number, first born, and the number of your corporate office so I can call and complain and inevitably get what I want." - all they have to do is call a corporate number and they're likely to get anything even if they were unreasonable. It's very frustrating :/
@TheGingerSnap, "the customer is always right" mentality is how it works with companies. Anything to keep people buying their goods and shopping at their stores right? I agree thats frustrating!
@ZingyCracker, no the customer is never right... The customer, however, is always correct.
Why does the demon gotta be a black woman?
@Codalicious, black people not allowed to be demons too? #alldemonsmatter
This is how I feel when I am not the one who made a mess in the house and I know who it was so I rat them out.
Am a manager. Can confirm this.
I wish I could say that. I am a manager but when you say you want to speak to a manager I have to call a higher up manager. The plus side is I don't have to deal with them.
I've got the weirdest boner...
I'd like to file a complaint
And now, the weather.
*decapitates manager and pisses down the neck hole
"Where's the CEO?"
Being in the food service industry. I find it funny how many people ask for the manager expecting different results. It's like I just told you the specials I just told you what we do. And you think that's going to change by talking to the manager. Asking for the manager doesn't mean anything anymore because it happens so often for petty stuff. Stuff that doesn't even need the manager to tell you.
SO FAKE! Any real manager would also have horns.
Anyone else remember that Chapelles show skit? "Yo I am your manager b"
This reminds me of Persona 4
Usually people who ask for a manager are being a djck and just want to make a scene
@Dephenistrator, I can confirm this. People ask for the manager thinking that they're going to get special treatment. And then a manager tells them exactly the same thing that the worker told them.
I need to learn how to do this!
It is great when this would happen.