But he will shjt everywhere
@Holy Shjt, much like myself
Unless he pees on you
"Bork Hooman Bork bork"
Not true. He could fart.
@Devils Avocado, and he will.
@Devils Avocado, and hump
@KaijuKoitus, wait, if he can do that then he doesn't need a date
@KaijuKoitus, just droppin' hints
They don't say anything stupid. But they may wait for silence then let out a loud fart for 10 seconds. At least that's what mine do
But he will shjt on your dates shoes as a sign of you should not be with her.
Brover the ultimate wingman. Barney Stinson at your service
Can confirm. Doggies are excellent ice breakers
when he bangs your girl
What if I'm allergic?