I mean condoms aren't completely effective
@George Feeny, But your face is.
@George Feeny, I mean they are unless their broken it's not like you go super hero cum that melts through anything
@king trufflebutter, you mean that's not normal?
@PeanutButterPopsicle, have you ever seen Mister Feeny? That is one good looking dude.
@George Feeny, neither is abstinence
@PeanutButterPopsicle, oooohhh burnnnn
@George Feeny, Neither are birth control pills, I found out.
@king trufflebutter, but you never know if they're broken.... Even tiny, almost unnoticeable cracks in the rubber can mean the difference between pregnancy and not, and, idk about you, but if I'm having sex, and it's a heat of the moment thing, I'm not gonna spend much time checking for a minuscule pinprick
@Gay Ninja, Good thing the girl doesn't do that check either or else she'd notice your pin prick dick 😉
Jokes. I ❤️ you.
@Gay Ninja, And since you're gay ninja, change girl to guy.
True story... My wife and I had a 3 yr old, and thought, "Let's have ONE more child". - only one more. (Figured it's not good to outnumber ourselves). Nature said "Here's twins, bitch! Surprise!! You've got an extra human to take care of for the next 18 yrs!!" - Mistakes, no... Surprises, yes.
Well it's not my fault my condom didn't grow yet
Condoms - about 90% effective
The pill - 99.9% effective (when taken correctly)
If both ar used there is still a 1 in 10,000 chance
@Deth, condoms used correctly are a lot better than 90%
Hi Facebook. Please leave.
Or you know, it rips
We expected are pullout game to be better.
@nuno714, the pullout game is a technique that requires some good timing. Too late and you're in the danger zone. Too soon and you're awkwardly jerking off on her for up to 3 minutes haha
Yes. To be honest, I was hoping Chris Hensen would pop out to deliver my prized flatscreen.
You can't forget the surround sound...
No i excpected a New pc to be honest
What did I expect? I expected to feel the sex. Condoms are like watching a new movie, but it's blurry and muffled.
I had sex without a condom and we aren't getting a kid. Just don't cum in her. Problem solved.
@The Tower Of Pimps, not sure if you're joking, but precum can get a girl pregnant. The concentration of sperm is even higher than that of ejaculated cum
@SnuggleMuffin, not joking. I told her I was about to cum, I took it out and that was that.
@The Tower Of Pimps, that isn't a fool proof method...
@SnuggleMuffin, the concentration is higher, but it isn't propelled forward, thus the increased concentration doesn't matter as much. Additionally, studies have shown that the pull out method is fairly effective.
Idk, I was kinda hoping for a Ferrari.
I expected Puppy Monkey Baby...
It's no so much as expect but hope
Gave us a reason to get ourselves a flat screen.... So yes.
uuuh, yeah, it can be a mistake lol
@Strange Tamer, was thinking the same lol. whoever made the quote tried hard but the rules state since he was half wrong he was 100% wrong :D
What did you expect? A Facebook post?
6 people had a "surprise"
K....what if the condom wasn't effective?
Yes...yes I did...
Wait. Is that not where flat screen tvs come from?
But I rooted her in the butt!!
That would be sweet