@Saucy Salad, actually no, assuming its a one way only turnstile theres no way to reverse it? You can't keep turning is as it turns at an angle so its completely wedged in
Could be worse. You could have been struck by lightning and when you recovered, only to get hit by another lightning bolt. Why? Because fvck you, that's why.
Maybe the real joke was that life sucks because people do it to themselves? Pfft, right, who would just put themselves in situations like this just to say life hates them
That would be really easy to get out though