The only thing that is missing is the Bus full of Super Models
That's an IOU. See this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang on to that one.
@Benjamin Barker, a "thou" is a unit of measurement equal to .001 inch.
@Doctor Krieger, "thou" means "you".
@Doctor Krieger, "thou" as in short for "thousand"
@Benjamin Barker, wow, he's downvoting people who are just adding on to his comment. What a bitch.
@Doctor Krieger, ".001" Thousandth "thou" You, It's not nice to downvote Mr. Trump Repellant for being correct.
Why the bird with duct tape around its neck?
@Eren Jaegermeister , you're joking right?
@Eren Jaegermeister , .... i can't process how someone hasn't seen this movie since it might just be my favorite comedy of all time but, the thugs broke into their house and snapped the birds head off. They duct taped it back on and sold it to a blind kid. It's more elaborate than that but it will do.
@Eren Jaegermeister , if you're wondering where it's from, it's from Dumb and Dumber
@Eren Jaegermeister , "I sold some stuff."
@Eren Jaegermeister , Petey didn't have a head
@Multiple personality, *cough* Peety-
@YogaShorts, thank you very much. I've only seen bits and pieces of it, even though I am a huge movie buff. Maybe this will inspire me to watch the full thing.
@Eren Jaegermeister , Our pet's HEADS are falling off!!
@Multiple personality, "a few base ball cards, a sack of marbles, *caugh* peety..."
"You sold my dead bird to a blind kid!?" "P..peety didnt even have a head!"
"Harry...i took care of it..."
@GuttfraNorge, "I took care of it"
IS THE BIRD REAL?!?!
@DerpyPig, No. The whole thing is a cake based on the "Dumb and Dumber" movie.
I like it A LOT
Harry: No it's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.
We have no money..We have no jobs....our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
You have no idea how many different ways there are to spell Aspen, Aspin, Aspyn, Asspan, Jackass and Aaspen
If that L.C. is Leanne Crow she earned it.
@The Token Black Guy, watch dumb and dumber to find out
@Roseland1985, how do the black guy and Eren not get any of this?
@Roseland1985, I'd much prefer her movies
@The Token Black Guy, Lloyd Christmas, it is Jim Carey's character in the movie
@OnThePot, i know what this is. But I discovered a porn actress today and was sharing the knowledge