And when they're teenagers, they become Emo
@Bow To Your Senpai, kill it before they start another war
You sure that's not a baby doduo?
@Maturity, Damn you beat me to it!
Story time! So my first girlfriend, this girl named Julia, had an aunt who raised emus and it was kind of awesome. So we were hanging out at their farm one day and the emus had just had a baby, so we get as close as we can to it, but as it turns out when emu dads have a kid, they become the scariest most defensive creatures to ever walk the earth. As it turns out, when her aunt was trying to feed the baby, the dad emu literally bit off one of her fingers 😐 that said, baby emus are also the sweetest lil things ever, so worth it? Probably
@Cabbage Salesman, I'll buy one and feed him with a slingshot.
@Cabbage Salesman, they fought a war and won, there pretty tough.
5 day emus have two heads?!
@Unburned, does one head eat the other?
I would like to be granted access to a 5 days old Emu please
They look like tiger-ostritches
This is what my dick looks like
@Marv The Martian, you should see a doctor.
@Marv The Martian, earth girls are easy if you martianscape
They are born with two heads, they fight all the time until one is victorious, kills the other, and then proceeds to eat his "sibling".
There is a horrible looking wound until it scars over and feathers grow over it hiding the evidence of the truth behind emu brutality.
If you look very carefully, you can see the evil hiding behind those seemingly innocent eyes....
And then they grow up to be total jerks and hiss at people
When do they loose the second head?
Never realized they had 2 heads.
No that's a f***ing doduo. That shots bout to fury attack yo ass then fly off like a damn helicopter cause that's the only conceivable way those bastards can fly but he'll they can screw pokemon logic I'm going back to my hot cheeto fries peace
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Never forget the Great Emu War!
They're going to kill me w/cuteness..
That looks like a baby doduo to me
@Black Rock Citizen, I can confirm this
So they are making birds with two heads now, eh? First dinosaurs and now this. Honestly I have no idea where I'm going with this, so to make it less boring, something, something, illuminati, blah blah, Valve makes Half Life 3.
Don't stare. They get emu tional
No. That's a hydra
@Smash Like Gaston, y'know...
Something ain't right about that statement...
@SuperHitler, probably the fact there is only two heads....
And it's a bird.