That's when you grab onto his dick like a lever, yank and scream
"DEPLOYING HEAVY ARTILLERY"
@Sir Bionic, oh god, that made me cringe
@Sir Bionic, WRONG LEVER!!
@Sir Bionic, feels more likely to deploy land mines if the pain deactivated the sphincter control.
@Dimir FTW, relationship... oh god dang it
@Dimir FTW, Relationship goal number one: Have a relationship.
@Dimir FTW, yeah I ruined that one. I wish this would've happened to me but it was worse. I remember one morning I woke up and my girlfriend was just sitting there staring at me and I was just like hey princess good morning. And she responded with "who's Nicole?" and I was like umm what? She said, yeah you heard me. You were moaning her name and it sounded like you were enjoying it.
Needless to say, that was the most awkward day I had from all the silence. 😓😒
@TheJackal, so...who's Nicole?
@The Puppet Man, honestly I don't know. I mean I knew a few Nicoles back in the day and only one of them was pretty hot but that was years ago and I had forgot about her. Up until that happened and I had to think hard about it
@TheJackal, damn. Tough luck.
@The Puppet Man, no kidding. But we're still together so I guess we're good lol
@TheJackal, lol she might remember it for quite a while tho
@The Puppet Man, that is true I mean it's been months since it happened but she hasn't brought it up since then so I don't know I'm kind of worried cuz maybe she'll wait during an argument and then bring it up on me because you know that's what girls do lol
@TheJackal, that's just one of the nukes in her arsenal lol you'll hear about if again in the next big argument if there is one
@The Puppet Man, yeah, that's kind of the problem we've been together for a year-and-a-half and just recently we've been arguing a lot and it's like she gets irritated with me for no reason she told me that she wasn't happy and that she doesn't know how to be happy so it kind of sucks but honestly I'm at the point where I just don't even want to try to force her to like me if she doesn't but she has been bringing up a lot and I mean a lot of the past I'm just surprised that one hasn't came up yet but it probably will soon
@The Puppet Man, and honestly I'm not going to lie and seem like the good guy because I did make some mistakes way back in the past but that's the reason she's not happy is because she can't move on from it and she hangs on to it and then uses it on me all the time which sucks but I guess when you love someone you look past all that and you still want to work things out which is what I'm doing right now but I guess being a guy we can only have so much fight in US before we get stuck and don't know what to do
@TheJackal, ouch. Sorry for laughing then. I'd say talk to her about it. Sit her down and tell her you just wanna talk everything out and get everything out there in the open. Then go from there because obviously I don't know the details so I can't say anything more specific than that.
@The Puppet Man, lol it's all good I tend to laugh it off sometimes just because there's no point in dwelling on it and stressing myself out I do try to talk to her about it but I can only do so much and only get so far before might as well just stop talking but I guess that's relationships
@The Puppet Man, and it is okay to laugh about it I have a friend of mine that I've known for over 9 years and she is like my counselor and away she's not afraid to crack up about it she has her opinions on it but she's still there to help me
Marry that ma- nevermind, you already did.
I see nothing wrong here
Trying once I get home from Bangkok...
@Mario Kart, one night there makes you humble if you're hard man._
I'm going to try this, I'll report back how it goes.
And we wonder why less women are getting married