True story, me and 9 guys planned a trip to Vegas. 7 days before, 3 dropped, 4 days before the other 5 dropped. One guy gave his ticket to his sister's best friend. So I went to Vegas with this chick I'd never met. We fu*ked the whole week and now are great friends. Thx bros!
@celtics313131, *starts slow clap*
@MrClassy77, thx....*continues slow clap*
@celtics313131, wait you said there were 9 other guys. 5 and 3 makes 8.
@celtics313131, bro, your great....*makes slow clap louder*
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, oh, meant I was the 9th, sry man. Want to go to Vegas with me?
@celtics313131, I'm 16. Does that matter?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, Heck no, I can sneak you in....we will count cards
@celtics313131, I know how to count. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17...
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, dude, we will be fine then, bring money
@celtics313131, ...18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44...
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, keep going
@celtics313131, ...45 46 47 48 49.......
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, lol, keep going....your 16, the only thing you have better to do than this is masturbate....Or smoke
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, is that the highest you can go? Well looks like this, "can count to 10,000" medal will go to waste...
@celtics313131, oh that was just me? Ok
@celtics313131, ..50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61... *starts masturbating*
@Medal Delivery Boy, wait wait wait
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, ha ha ha, that was good man....
@celtics313131, I'm sorry what were we doing?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, furiously masturbating while driving to Vegas with hookers counting cards
@celtics313131, wait there are hookers back there?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, yeah, paying us to masturbate
@celtics313131, whos driving the van?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, oh.....My.....God......
@celtics313131, oh now I remember 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80...
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, ha ha, your driving it with your mind
@celtics313131, 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104! That's it! We're doing 104mph with no one at the wheel!
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, woo hoo, but wait...we passed 88, did we just time travel
@celtics313131, no no no this isn't a DeLorean.. It's a Ford E250
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, good grief, thank God....
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, because I didn't feed my dogs
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, or my kids
@celtics313131, i fed them it's okay. Seriously though someone should really take the wheel
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, ok,I will grab it after this joint
@celtics313131, I guess I'll masturbate again. Seeing I don't smoke
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, ha ha ha, ok cool. You can drive and jerk at the same time can't you
@celtics313131, nah I need the other hand to roll this joint
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, you don't smoke but you're rolling my joint, dang bro, did we just become best friends
@celtics313131, let's touch tips
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, we didn't do that already
@celtics313131, hey what happened to those hookers
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, they saw us touch tips and bailed bro...
@celtics313131, that explains why no one is driving. Did they take the blow?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, and the adrenacrome, AND the centaur, AND the pizza oven
@celtics313131, don't worry I have the pizza
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, woo hoo....Is it the one with anchovies
@celtics313131, yeah it is
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, you're the fuc*ing man
@celtics313131, oh man you're gonna hate me
@celtics313131, sounds like they were the ultimate bros. they set it up for you all along. An elaborate plan to get you laid
@celtics313131, you fvcking legend
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, why
@very aussie bloke , thanks
@Have you licked it, that's what I expected all along....*ponders life*
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, are you a girl
@celtics313131, that's the worst made up I've ever heard. So, some guy just gave a free $300 ticket to a friend and she just trusted you to go with her and get a room... Yeah... I'm too smart and old to believe fake stories anymore lol sorry
@FoodieAsFuk, good for you
@celtics313131, You just broke the number one rule of Vegas. For this you must die.
@celtics313131, that pizza went out the window
@Tamaluko, uh oh, sorry
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, ahhhhhhh
@celtics313131, hey I don't think we're moving
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, we had to stop to drop some hookers off
@celtics313131, thought they jumped? Did I fall asleep?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, you did, with a boobie in your mouth
@celtics313131, oh man. Was it yours?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, ha ha ha, that's the best comment so far
@celtics313131, well was it?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, yes God damnit, it was...That's why I didn't wake you up at first
@celtics313131, well next time Make sure I don't wake up with a hair in my mouth
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, I forgot to shave this week, my bad. Watch those teeth
@celtics313131, I was asleep and you slipped a tittie into my mouth
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, subconsciously
@celtics313131, can you do it again?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, sure, go to sleep
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, ok, cheers...sweet dreams. Wet those lips...
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, lol
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, sweet dreams my Prince
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, almost to Vegas sweetheart
@celtics313131, really already? Massachusetts to Las Vegas isn't that bad
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, not when you have a flying car
@celtics313131, oh my god. oh my god. Oh my god
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, yeah, just got real
@celtics313131, no I farted
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, ha ha ha
@celtics313131, because I really don't like flying
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, oh, me either, that's why the hookers are flying it
@celtics313131, *starts masturbating*
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, you done?
@celtics313131, almost help me finish
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, *licks ear slowly*
@celtics313131, okay okay okay. We there yet?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, just pulled up
@celtics313131, where is the hookers and blow
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, bro, all gone, since like Kansas
@celtics313131, am I still a virgin?
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, maybe a virgin to murder, because that's about all we didn't do....those hookers turned you into a man
@celtics313131, where did this 300 bucks come from
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, you let a ginger store his soul inside you, so he gave you 300 bones
@celtics313131, what about the money
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, lol, back in my day we called money bones. So, 300 bones is 300 dolla
@celtics313131, can we just go inside now so I can rob the place
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, yes sir. Watch out for Brad Pitt and George Clooney
@celtics313131, hey man it's real nice here I'm not gonna rob it
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, did you see Julia Roberts and change your mind
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, understandable....Did ya....Did ya plow her?
@celtics313131, no. I was in there for 2 minutes.
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, got ya....thought another boobie might have made its way into your mouth
@celtics313131, lol nope not today
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, you make it back home ok...What a trip huh?
@celtics313131, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110...
@celtics313131, man what a trip. My ass hurts a little bit but
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, mine to...wtf happened. I can't pee straight
@celtics313131, i-i-i don't know
@FunnyPics HOONIGAN, *in best mother voice* HOONIGAN William Hill, did you do something to my wiener
@celtics313131, gee bill two winners
Offer cocaine and pizza. They ll come
@ihatecums, I offer my dick and they cum.
This is so accurate. The worst part is that I'm usually one of those who bails.
@Edmond Dantes, People are you are why we can't have nice things. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
@Edmond Dantes, Mine starts on the third frame because that's about the amount of friends I have.
@Cat Lauer , awww, cat....I'm your friend now. *moves in*
@Cat Lauer , mine starts at the fourth frame...
I went to mt.diablo just like this....