"I'll catch that red dot if it's the last thing I do!"
@Beast Boy, cats with laser sighted rifles: “are we the bad guys?”
Wikihow: How to know if your cat is trying to kill you. Exhibit A
@qzw444, *rug rats
You should arm yourself, you don't want to be.. cat-lateral damage
@DarthNater, Oh you think you are safe because you are armed? Well I have nine lives...
Get out of my house, filthy hooman.
Gun safes. They work wonders.
When you're home alone and hear a noise
When someone says their ill
Beginning to regret keeping old pics in the house