Even a broken clock is right twice a day
@Rick Grimes, if it brakes on exactly 12 is it right 3 times a day?
@dr sheep, you know how a clock works right? that third 12 is the next day
@Nazare, end of the first start of the next
@dr sheep, This reminds me of that really, really long argument two guys had on a bodybuilding forum about how many days there are in a week. Did you ever see that? It's several pages long. It's excruciating. I recommend it.
@Handless Juggler , I looked it up. That was one of the best laughs I had in a while. Thank you so much for that.
@SeckRavine, I'm happy to spread the joy!
@SeckRavine, geez... I read this, laughed, re-laughed, got confused, and by the end of it all, BECAUSE of their arguing, had to actually count out the days about three times because the one guy kept confusing me. Why? Because I'm a stupid I guess.
@Rick Grimes, But a broken cock is not.
@Rick Grimes, yeah you're right. I'll admit. *Sometimes* Hillary says the right thing.
@Handless Juggler , Oh god the guy must have been so flustered haha
@Handless Juggler , thag made my day
@Unownsoldier385, I heard cocks, what's happening?
@Grandfather Cock, Erectile dysfunction.
@Unownsoldier385, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ONE WEAKNESS! IM MELTIIIIIIIIIING
@Grandfather Cock, HOLD ON BRO, I GOT YOU! *Shoves a funnel into your mouth and drops a bottle full of Viagra down the tube*
@Unownsoldier385, Aw, man, thanks bro, I almost went flaccid for a second
@Rick Grimes, And if you get right down to it, most working clocks are always wrong. Moral of the story: be proud of being broken.
He's literally just saying that so he can score brownie points with independents. There's not much danger to it because Bernie likely will not win the nomination, so Trump is just trying to sway Bernie fans to his side for once the actual election starts.
@Cpt Crunch, And it works
@Cpt Crunch, the Bernie fans I've met say that they will support trump if Bernie loses
@Cpt Crunch, So cynical...
@Cpt Crunch, genius
@Cpt Crunch, I'm still dreaming of them as Vice and President. I just feel like they balance each other out....
@KingofFunnypics, I've been thinking about this, too 🤔
@Donald Trump, Do et. Your polls will either plummet or skyrocket.
@Phil Tippet, Do they usually give a reason? I'm actually really curious.
@Cpt Crunch, except that doesn't make it less true, or something he shouldn't say. Bernie and Trump are both popular in response to our corrupt system, they're just the conservative/liberal version of that response. So while getting voters is a motivator, I wouldn't say that bringing up the issue at the core of your candidacy is just to score brownie points.
@Cpt Crunch, Bernie points*
@Cpt Crunch, and to cover up the irony that is a businessmen holding governmental office.
@Flexpert Hamilton , they say trump is a better option than Hilary is. They refuse to support Hilary
@Cpt Crunch, honestly though he is right and this is the smartest thing he has said, but I guess people will always find ways to make actions look worse :)
@Phil Tippet, anyone is better than Hillary though, heck I'd give George Bush a third term if it meant no Hillary.... No? Okay... Maybe that was a bit far...
@Cpt Crunch, bernie has the establishment against him, and is about 2,000,000 votes behind Hilary.
@Cpt Crunch, to be completely fair this is the case with all politicians. They pump bullshjt into the public and if they do well enough we don't notice it's bullshjt and then they get elected and we blame them for lying when in turn they did it the whole time you just couldn't see it until it became apparent. We choose terrible people to make decisions for us and then blame them when we finally realize they were lying.
@Cpt Crunch, he is trying to support an open election where the people pick the winners. Clinton is almost a shoe in even if Bernie consistently beats her, they rigged it so the party can pick the winner.
@Phil Tippet, what Bernie fans are you talking about? A poll was done and most Bernie supporters said they won't vote at all if Bernie doesn't make nominations.
@Scotch Pilgrim, the Bernie sanders fans I meet in real life not the ones online
@Phil Tippet, the ones in polls are all over the country though
@Phil Tippet, from an outsider point of view. I'd rather have a loud mouth wanker who speaks his mind, than a criminal bitch that family has run the country into the grounds for generations
@Captain Mal, just did quick research and he is only about 800 delegates behind Hilary. Or are you taking about something else?
@ceebeedubs, I was referring to the popular vote.
@Phil Tippet, eh I've heard Bernie fans say that too, but I hear a lot say that while they hate Hillary they could never vote Trump. This happens a lot during the primaries where people get entrenched against the other person in their party and say they won't support them, but they almost always do. Bernie, if he loses, will tell his supporters to vote for Clinton no doubt about it. Clinton will do the same. Trump is worse than Clinton. I know she's not great but c'mon the dude's a monster.
Wait. people actually support Hillary Clinton. I may just be a silly Canadian but she's terrible.
@jacked the ripped, some people do...it's scary
@jacked the ripped, I'd be more surprised that people actually support Trump
@Gay Rattlesnake , probably just because you're....... A rattlesnake.
@TheLoneRanger, trump opposes snake marriage
@Gay Rattlesnake , that Bastard
Said the one who said 7-11 not 9-11
@Snowfrake , it was a slip of the tongue. It happens. Ask my wife 😉
@Donald Trump, oh, I know. She told me last night. 😉
@Donald Trump, #bestreplies
God I hate how smart he's playing this election. When it comes down to it though I guess I'd rather vote for Trump than Hillary
@D1O, Please don't do that
I won't be an arrogant liberal, he's got a point
"The garbage man is right.." "promote him to the garbage boss.."
Actually, Hillary has been winning the states where the primaries are popular elections, while Bernie's victories have mostly been the states with caucus primaries. In conclusion, Bernie's victories have been in the less democratic primaries.
@Vance Stubbs, hes a socialist.
@Gecko but, still a better political leader
@Gecko but, that comment seems irrelevant here, because socialism is an economic system while democracy is a government system. They don't directly interact or interfere with each other
"Corrput"? So corrupt it's kaput? I think we may have a new word here.
@AJMalone, that might be the smartest comment on this pic
Well a broken clock is right twice a day AMIRITE UP TOP
And I'll never get political again :)
Is this real?
@Haunt, yes. Trump really is pandering to independents to try and get their vote when Bernie is out.
@iOS9, not pandering, it's a major plank in his platform. The system/establishment is stupid/corrupt.
@talmet, only when it hurts him. Otherwise it's fine. Just like the delegate system. He only complains when he loses.
@iOS9, he's been talking about the government being run by stupid corrupt people since June....
@iOS9, so, you agree. He isn't pandering. He's sticking to one of the major points of his campaign.
@talmet, nope. Just giving you a thumbs up so you can believe what you want. He rails against the establishment until it helps him. Then he loves it. He is the quintessential politician. And the people who vote for him are falling for it hook line and sinker. 👍🏻
@iOS9, I'm not a trump supporter, but I don't think he has ever said anything in favor of the establishment.
@iOS9, I.e. All of his statements about how our leaders are stupid.
Or about how lobbyists run everything in the government, which is why he always talks about how he is self-funded and isn't taking any money.
@iOS9, he only complained when he lost due states where no voting occured, but no what a cry baby. Who needs votes? Just look at Iranian elections, we should just let the smart people let us know who we can vote for.
@Jeb Bush, no he has complained in every state he has lost in. The dude can't handle any kind of rejection. How is he going to handle being the president if he can't even take the slightest loss. The guy is the biggest crybaby I have ever seen. And again, his followers are buying it hook line and sinker. I feel sorry for them.
@iOS9, that condescending attitude you have is why he is so popular.
@Jeb Bush, I said absolutely nothing that was false. If saying the truth about this guy makes his people like him more, it only proves my point.
@iOS9, yah he just whines, like when Ted Cruz got delegates without votes, or when Ted Cruz got more delegates then proportional votes, or when Ted Cruz broke voting laws, but yah what a cry baby. Your "truth" seem pretty biased.
@Jeb Bush, whatever helps you sleep at night while voting for him.
Off the topic i have a problem with my girlfriend. She claims that i dont listen to her and sometimes im not a listener. Any advice from anyone on how to be a better listener for her?
@Maxwell the great, don't do other things while talking to her
@Maxwell the great, don't ask people on funny pics, and actually talk to her
@Maxwell the great, like slippery snake said, don't do other things so you're not distracted, and also try to add something she said to your responses. Kinda like when teachers ask you to restate the question in your response. That will be clear proof that you were listening.
After the DNC, Trump is like a prophet