Used to have a Black Labrador Retriever, but he only ever brought me Mexicans...it's never the same
This is almost as sad as that one pic of the dog who was taken in as a puppy, and then given away because it was "too big"
@Pikachusmother, it's kinda different. It's not because he's too big. It's cuz his name is a lie. Like if you got a German Shepard and and he didn't herd Germans.
@Smash Like Gaston, oh...*sells German Shepard*
Teach it to steal basic bitches' iPhones when they fawn all over it.
My black lab hasn't turned into the wacky professor yet…
@Reverse Vegan, eh I tried
@Reverse Vegan, haha well that all we can do nowadays.
But it's so cute and cuddly
It's not called a gold retriever
Wow it's amazing how stupid people can be. 'Golden' just indicates the color of the retriever, not what he retrieves. Some retrieve gold, others retrieve silver or copper. It all depends on the dogs preference in jewelry.
Metal detectors don't work with gold, so you should keep the dog
At that moment, Curella Deville realized that plan 100 had failed. She had to go with plan 101
You need to give it some gold to smell first so he knows what to find