If only there was some kind of clear shield to protect you from bugs and wind while riding a vehicle.
@Puppy, It's a chopper
@Puppy, I gotcha
*wears windshield in place of goggles*
@The Voice of Wisdom, if only they made some kind of clear shield that attaches to bike helmets
@Not him again, you mean something like a helmet that covers the full face? Hmm...
@The Voice of Wisdom, he could wear a helmet that would actually protect him but that would look silly on a chopper
@MasterCylinder, crotch rockets
@Puppy, but the world couldn't tell how much of a hipster he is if he used it.
@Puppy, ah yes, the windshield wiper of a motorcycle is a wondrous invention
@Puppy, are you suggesting him to wear a proper helmet and forget about the hipster rider look ??
Open your mouth next time...extra protein
@I am the potato, I've been told that, but I've never been on a motorcycle.
@I am the potato, that's what I keep telling my gf
@I am the potato, but you can get all the protein you need from broccoli and dirt
@Shaygirgenti, I feel like you might be mere seconds away from telling us you're vegan...
@a shiny haunter, no but I cross fit lol
Adam savage is that you?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
@GoldenShowerr, The only reason I know what that's from is because I watched Bee Movie a few days ago
@GoldenShowerr, i thought it was because their wings beat so fast
@GoldenShowerr, fun fact: this isn't true, and the story goes it was made up by a drunk physicist and a biologist who wanted to fool people. At least, out of all the origins I've heard, that ones the most fun.
This is literally repulsive
Two words. Full-face helmet
He looks like Adam savage
What if he didn't have glasses
@Quiet Observer, he'd be bug eyed
@Quiet Observer, that's like bike safety 101. Glasses or face shield. Unless you're a jerk who doesn't wear a helmet.
@Devils Avocado, somehow I didn't see that pun coming.
Gnat that many bugs...
I had always had a minor yet lingering desire to own a motorcycle but now it has vanish in a single moment of horror
Plot twist: he drives a vespa
They stick to him like a ma-gnat
Either that, or you stink like shiz
He should've opened his mouth to spare dinner
It's the guy from MythBusters!
So instead of getting the bugs off your face you decide to take a picture......... Good choice
This is horrifically disgusting
I don't know what's up with this guy but I've ridden through swarms before and they don't stick
Install windshield wipers