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@A Nu Cheeki Breeki, I guess prostitutes are not the only ones that have to wear that to avoid getting run over at night.
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@A Nu Cheeki Breeki, first casualty of desert storm was a guy getting run over by a humvee
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@dammitdale, Is it in poor taste to make a "Bad Luck Brian joins the Army and..." joke here?
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@John Doe, just a wee bit
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@A Nu Cheeki Breeki, Stop putting logic to my funny
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@dammitdale, first casualty was actually a pilot that got shot down
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@A Nu Cheeki Breeki, it's ok though because as we all know, PT belts make you invincible to everything from cars to bullets
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@Captain Kiwi, PT belts save lives. Wear your PT belt always.
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@A Nu Cheeki Breeki, Damn it I was gonna watch that! You ruined the show for me!
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@A Nu Cheeki Breeki, why is there hovering shiny tape
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@Captain Kiwi, pt belts are well known for stopping small arms fire
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@A Nu Cheeki Breeki, the army sure has gotten kindler, gentler, and filled with a bunch of cry baby bitches in recent years...
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I'm sorry to just kinda pour out my problems, but you guys are the only ones who seem to make me smile... that being said, my boyfriend of a year and a half broke up with me two days ago... well prom is today. I don't know what to do and if you guys have any advice I would greatly appreciate it. Keep being awesome, guys. ð
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@YouNeedADictionary, Sorry to hear that. if you're still going to prom, then try to make plans to go with a group of your friends. or cancel and chill at home or do something else to get your mind off it. Also there are plenty of fish in the sea, I bet you'll find "the one" once you get into college, because you and him are more likely to have the same things in common (because of the same classes for the major). I would know because I'm talking to this girl in my philosophy class and it's like we're identical. Good luck, and I hope this helps
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@Keith Emerson, thank you very much. that helps more than you know. good luck with the girl you are talking to, I hope everything goes well and you guys remain happy.
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@YouNeedADictionary, No worries! I'm just glad to help
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@YouNeedADictionary, I'll be your prom date but I ain't wearing pants and will most definitely be drunk
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@YouNeedADictionary, I know a bit of how it feels to have a person break up with you at an important time. But like Keith Emerson said, it'll work out. Though if you're in the DFW area...I'm not doing anything tonight and prom sounds fun ðŠI joke I joke
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@YouNeedADictionary, just look really extraordinarily hot at prom, like goddess status
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@YouNeedADictionary, Check Amazon, you can buy one there probably.
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@YouNeedADictionary, I'll take you to prom ððŧ but also don't let it ruin your prom fun, because prom is always an experience a high schooler should have. Bring a close friend instead of an actual date, because you're bound to have more fun than with a close friend than with a date. The same thing happened to me, and I just ended up bringing my closest friend both junior and senior prom, and I'm glad I went with her and not a formal date. Stay strong fam ðŠðž
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@YouNeedADictionary, if I could I would be obligated to hug you because when my girlfriend left me after a year-and-a-half all I really wanted was just a big hug. *hugs* It sucks, but you'll find someone better. Maybe not tomorrow or even the next day, but you will. I would offer to take you to prom, but I'm 22, so I'm not allowed in. You know what? You can take all of funny pics to prom with you! We're all right here! On your phone. We're so excited! :D
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@Bonersaurus, thank you for being so encouraging. this community is the bomb! I had an amazing night and tbh I felt like I rocked it.. I felt like I looked amazing. thank you so much!
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@YouNeedADictionary, :D you go girl! ;)
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All I see is floating yellow belts in this picture...
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Sad to see the patch here (82nd Airborne)... I figured it would be some pog non-combat unit that spends their time at the px and coffee shop like 95% of those who get "deployed".
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One of my best friends' dad was in desert storm!
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Or going into Iraq even though the data is sketchy at best and there is no exit strategy
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They only do this while training though...
So that you don't get your a$$ run over by a truck on base because spoiler alert your camouflage blends into the dirt.