Does my shell make me look fat?
@StuckPixels Turtle, *back flips over a mountain* Nooo! Not at all!
@StuckPixels Turtle, no?! *jumps backwards*
@StuckPixels Turtle, yes
@StuckPixels Turtle, his name is spoons, the turtle is spoons
@StuckPixels Turtle, n... No? *pukes*
@angrydwarf, that user was taken already
@StuckPixels Turtle, spell it differently
@StuckPixels Turtle, *Michele
@StuckPixels Turtle, *jumps back into the void* NOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*12 years later and still falling*oooooooo *Under breath* yes
Better plan. Run. Fake your own death if necessary.
Fart into ur hand and present it to her to reassure her
(If a woman is chubby) "DAAAAAAMN, SHE THICK, I WANNA GET IN THAT.l
(If a man is chubby.) "Fata$$."
And Michelle Obama is relevant to this how?
@Horus, without some sort of picture the text would be lonely and say they're *Obama self*
@Tiny Tina, I stretched across the table, house, and the entirety of the universe for that joke
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@iFunny Administrator, Hey buddy, you're working for the wrong side.
@iFunny Administrator, How about NO
@The Voice of Wisdom, Hey there, "buddy". While I appreciate your concern, I believe we can all be super duper pals in this community of funny photo sharing! Commenters from around the globe come together each day to gossip about the latest drama in their every day lives. Isn't that special? Spread the joy today. #justajuntathings!
@The Voice of Wisdom, he just blew in from stupid town
@Donald Trump, Why the fvck haven't you built a wall around ifunny yet? Keep those crazies out
@StuckPixels Turtle, I haven't been elected yet.
@Donald Trump, Gotcha, make sure you get that done next year
Does my underbite make me look like predator?