Masturbates furiously under your grandma's porch.
@EatMyAss, *eats your ass under grandmas porch
@EatMyAss, who told you about my special place?!
Also I'm a zigzagoon.
I can relate to a raccoon because your mouth will be full of white liquid ten minutes after I've met you
@Insane Chuck Norris, kinda like your mom, only reversed
@horker orgy, Take a look at my name. Now say that again
@Insane Chuck Norris, *looks at name*
@horker orgy, *slowly puts nunchucks back in pocket* Well played...
@Insane Chuck Norris, you must have some pretty big pockets
@horker orgy, My jeans are like the TARDIS. I have the original Declaration of Independence in there, along with the Holy Grail, Captain Kidd's treasure, the documents containing the ID of the man who shot JFK and Victoria's Secret. I roundhouse kicked physics to let me fit anything I want anywhere.... anywhere.
@Insane Chuck Norris, explain the absence of genitals.
Homeless... *cries behind dumpster at pizza hut*
Mentally challenged due to rabies
Why do I find this relatable?
@Ajunta Pall, I think some people have something against you, did something happen? Every time I've seen one of your comments someone has downvoted you
@Knight SoIaire, something did happen. But let's just ignore it
@Ajunta Pall, because you're a racoon
@Edwin VanCleef , Holy shjt, you're right!
...Can I have that trash?
@Ajunta Pall, you're pointing at my ex, the trash can is over there.
@Edwin VanCleef , But can I have the contents of the trash can?
@Ajunta Pall, yes
@Edwin VanCleef , Sweet! *strews it all over your yard*
@Tyrellious, now I'm really curious
@AttonRand, search the tags for funnypicsdrama
@Knight SoIaire, see previous comment
@CS Doctor, wow that discussion escalated quickly. I still don't really get everything that happened but I don't think I'll delve deeper. I'll just continue upvoting comments I like and mostly ignore other comments
@AttonRand, yeah that's how I felt until I saw how Ajunta was threatening other commenters. Regardless of if he makes alternate accounts, that is unforgivable. I'm not going to take the time out of my day to downvote every single one of his posts, but if he ever crosses the line again then I will downvote him. Ajunta, when you read this, remember that I supported you once. When everyone else was hating on you and you were threatening to leave this app, I wanted you to stay. But your actions the past few weeks have been abhorrent. Sorry bud, but you can't just write this off as a "betrayal" like you've been saying. You seriously messed up this time.
We're both coons
I eat junk too *mr bean face*
am...am I a raccoon?
@DatGuyFromGame, i guess we are cute then...works for me.,
Upvote. I relate to all of these. Racoon is my new petronus.