What about the unit of time it takes for you to type YouTube in Google before youporn shows up whilst your parents are behind you
@The unZipper, That would suggest that you regularly type 'youporn' in to Google, which raises the question - why were you Googling youporn? Did the name leave you unsure what it is?
@Nellybert , for research, if it's called youporn then why isn't all the porn of me, I demand a feature be made to swap the viewers face with the 'actors'
@The unZipper, An app that could do 'live' face swaps between your phone camera and porn sites would be at the same time the most awesome and the most disturbing idea in smartphone history.
Oh god, let's hope that no one from the night shift reads this....
@Nellybert , but we'll making millions from people who want to watch then self's fuvk other people online, although it is kinda werid if you had a different coloured face to the guys dijk for example
@The unZipper, well how about the time it takes the average fvckboy to cum?
@Slayer9200, idk bukkake can even quicker
@The unZipper, When I was in High School, my younger sister told me this story when we got home from school that day.
Her substitute teacher wanted to go to YouTube to show the class a video, and as such had the computer connected to the projector.
Well that teacher must've been looking at some kinky shjt on her work computer, because "YouPorn" was the first link to show up. For all the class to see.
But that's not the best part...
It must've been force of habit or she must've not been paying attention, because she CLICKED ON THE LINK.
She then proceeded to close the tab at the speed of light.
@HFSA, that's a shame the video would have provided good "research"
@The unZipper, you should be using incognito.
@Nellybert , *put notebook away*
@The unZipper, that have to be the longest unit of time in one's perspective
See its funny because he's a scientist and therefore relates to the science part, and also that he's handicapped and therefore like a BMW driver
Ah yes, getting honked at after a Planck-second is always annoying.
Dont Bash the bmw. I have 4 and im not an asshole
@BIG BROWN BEAR, 4 BMWs!? Are you single? ;)
@Medal Delivery Boy, very
@BIG BROWN BEAR, how? You have 4 cars that make you attractive
@Medal Delivery Boy, meh i guess not
@BIG BROWN BEAR, maybe get 4 more?
@Medal Delivery Boy, i Can't have That many i have an Audi and a Mercedes too
@BIG BROWN BEAR, thats why you are single, to afford your freaking cars.
@BIG BROWN BEAR, take pictures with all of them and upload to dating sites, instant marriage proposals
@Medal Delivery Boy, That might be a good idea
@Traceratops , im about to get a New one but then i would have to sell 2 bmw's
@BIG BROWN BEAR, i personally would enjoy getting rid of the car clutter. Although i get it. I have a few cars myself, and each one offers something different.
@BIG BROWN BEAR, still sounds like a great way to get a wife, make sure the cars are nice and shiny so that you can max out attractiveness
@Traceratops , yea, but you know i would like to get that Dodge challenger hellcat
@Medal Delivery Boy, im not All for dating sites
@BIG BROWN BEAR, thats what i want BAAAAD current favorite car other than the new stingray. I just got a 2011 mustang since i cant afford a challenger xD
@Traceratops , aww the old stingray is a fave
@BIG BROWN BEAR, thats why i like the new one, its a throw back to the 73 one of the most beautiful cars ever (alot like the 67s too) but im so into the 73
@Traceratops , i just googled the New one. Oh My lord i might have to get rid of the Audi too
@BIG BROWN BEAR, thats right! The new viper looks sweet too!
@Traceratops , it really really does
@BIG BROWN BEAR, the corvette z06 is the worlds fastest consumer vehicle currently 0-60 in 2.5sec ish and looks close to the stingray the sting ray is like a 3 sec 0-60 though.
@Traceratops , Thats pretty quick. Another old fave of mine is the Dodge charger the old one that is
@BIG BROWN BEAR, my actual personal top favorite car is the 1970 dodge charger with the right paint job theres no beating it to me.
@Traceratops , the 1970 is my dream car!!! Its so Nice
@BIG BROWN BEAR, yeah, its so sweet the sound is amazing the look is true muscle and the handling was amazing. Theres a reason the hazard bros drove one!
@Traceratops , yea, i might need to sell All My cars and upgrade to something new
@BIG BROWN BEAR, yeah new sting ray and a old charger are the only 2 you will ever need xD
@Traceratops , i guess man
@BIG BROWN BEAR, 4 bmws? You must spend every weekend replacing window regulators
@CrazyRightWinger, honest to god i have never replaced one in My life
@BIG BROWN BEAR, just got an e46 I knew it needed a Window regulator when I got it, a month later, needs another one
@CrazyRightWinger, wow, i have never had an issue With this
@BIG BROWN BEAR, 2 isn't quite as impressive as 4, but I'm not an asshole either lol
@The Amazing Dr Derp, lol
What if hawking is brain dead and it's just his computer controlling him now?
I never really believed the BMW jokes, but it happened to me yesterday haha
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They ear is bigger than my paychecks
audi and mercedes drivers are worse
That's a New York Second
I have two Bmws and I am not a jerk.....but I do drive fast.
My parents actually had no idea who Steven hawking was. It's not like they're uneducated or whatever, they just literally had no recollection of him whatsoever