"You did this hoomin. You denied me rubs. Now I shjt on your rug."
@NightShift Janitor, you did me an irritate
@NightShift Janitor, rubs😄
@NightShift Janitor, "do me a petting and I won't do you a concern."
Go pet her, you monster!
@Earl of Lemongrab, ok wow, literally verbatim what i came to comment... thumbs up sir
I go from planet to planet and demand the sacrifice of a firstborn, but I wouldn't give anyone that look. That's far too evil.
*sees Lucy while masterbating, finishes*
@Taquito Speedo, *sees you masturbating while looking at Lucy while masturbating,finishes*
@The lone Hispanic, W@nkception.
I hope someone give me the look that dog gives
The look you get when you fart in class
What resort is this?
But what if they're allergic to dogs