If they can't use a broom then they're just not working the shaft right
@The unZipper, "hey pal... You just blow in from stupid town?"
@The unZipper, if your child hasn't learned to work a shaft then there's something wrong with them, that's just obvious
Have you tried using a washer... That shít is a puzzle.
@GeneralTreesap, the washer I have at the house is very simple to use, but the one at our rental house was super confusing, had knobs, dials, buttons and a lever
@GeneralTreesap, step one get a wife 😂
@GeneralTreesap, *knob one* select water heat.
*knob two* select how many virgins in household
*knob three* select water level
*fourth thing is touch pad* draw pentagram in blood
*fifth lever* start
But what if he's allergic to dust
@MauricioSamson, my sister tried this excuse, until my parents got her a face mask
My child is in a wheelchair, you ablest prick
Not really. A phone doesn't require the level of skill these things do. Anyone can pick up a phone
*looks at son who is paralyzed everywhere except in one arm* Looks like you have some chores to do
Alright! Who let Facebook in again!?
@Beaverdd15, so many fb posts these days, you'd think StuckPixel were bought by fb. .
My kids do, and they're 7&5. They sweep, wipe off counters, laundry, keep their room clean. I've raised my slaves right
*puts food in the washing machine and dirty clothes in the oven* "yeah right, stupid kids these days"
Didn't know this was China
What are those?
why are there two separate sponges?
Don't show my mom this
Mom memes for mothers day
Well if you can eat a hot dog, let me give you a list of other things you can do
I don't think oven/stove should be on this list