"We may indeed eat the chicken but we all know we'll be hungry again in about an hour."
@Negamanee, eggs for the long haul
@Negamanee, * 10 minutes *
Run chicken! It's a trap!
And so, the general ordered takeout and lived to one day intent general Tso chicken.
Answer truthfully (yes or no) to this question: will the next word you say be "no"?
@Taquito Speedo, I'm not accepting that as an answer, unless you bribe me 😉
@Laperald Bluematter, 👉🌮
@Taquito Speedo, the emoji isn't loading and I'm in a lot of suspense right now!!
@Taquito Speedo, btw should I continue with paradoxes? Check the other pics in the update for more
@Laperald Bluematter, lol I'll leave you in suspense then 😉
@Laperald Bluematter, Oooh I'll keep an eye out for them
@Taquito Speedo, I should not have told you
@Laperald Bluematter, 😬
@Taquito Speedo, you never answered my question if I should continue the paradoxes
@Laperald Bluematter, yes. Yes you should
@Taquito Speedo, ok *furiously googled paradoxes* *proceeds to change name and gravatar*
@Taquito Speedo, *steals your identity*
@Laperald Bluematter, 😨
@Laperald Bluematter, 😱
@Taquito Speedo, That awkward moment when the absence of a comment is one of those #bestcomments
@SimonPetrikov, 😁 I'm glad you feel that way
@Laperald Bluematter, negative
Kind of related, if you want to watch a really interesting documentary, The Search for General Tso is really good. It's about the origin of General Tso chicken, and how it's a completely fabricated dish. Also about the Chinese coming to the US.
If Legend of Zelda taught you anything, if you throw that chicken at the enemy there won't be a siege anymore.
Hey that looks nothing like Dipper
Wait for it......THE MONGOLS *theme music plays*
You're better off feeding some of your rice to the chicken to get eggs :p
Waits for comments to give whity replys to*
@GRIMthaREAPER, gives witty reply to*
@Laperald Bluematter, fvcks selef with it*