There's actually a quiz that lists a series of quotes from each, and it's damned difficult to figure out which one said which
@Vermonster, do you have a link to the quiz?
"There are no 'human'oppressors.Oppressors have lost their humanity"
@Vermonster, Damn, #10 got me
@Vermonster, there's also a video of a dude reading hitler quotes to trump supporters saying it's what trump said and then telling them in the end
Shame, that's just a bunch of shame
@Taquito Speedo, is great shame not even Polak like this Bernie Sanders. He remind me only memories of Soviet Poland.*cue gulag & 'Ghanistan flashbacks*. I was soldier at time, Red, yes but I was a Polak at heart. Me and my unit were sent to brutal nightmare called Afghanistan...
1/ of more I don't know how many more so stfu
@Polak Comedian , *shuts the fvck up* lol
@Polak Comedian , those mujahideen, tough guerrilla fighters they is. We conquered shjthole in less than week, but they still here. Rations were better than back home, better than the rocks we call potatoes. Every now and then, you could see a hind come and go. The majority of us didn't get to fly in it, reserved for Russian Spetsnaz. We saw them enter with flamethrower. Little did I know that they would play a major part in my story...
2/don't worry bout it
@Polak Comedian , That night, is forever burned into my memory. Radio is squawking li
@Polak Comedian , that one my phone lagged. So from memory-
Radio begin to squawk like mother-in-law. Spetsnaz was shot down by American Stinger missile. Is little humorous, seeing this is revenge for their loss in the Asian conflict, Vietnam*not enough time today to cue Nam flashbacks*. I ordered my spud-squad to lock and load when the KGB tell me to stand down and that they have control. I had no love of the Russians, but hearing the screams of those men, I could not let some uptight coward of a man damn his own men. I told my men if they wish, they could follow me. cowards all of
@Polak Comedian , fvvvvvck, you're good
@Polak Comedian , that was 3
I head for a horse until I hear the sound of boots following. I turn and see a young man. It was the happy kid from Latvia. I treated him better than anyone did so he felt like he should follow me, even into hell. We gallop as fast as we can, then we see the bastards. The Russians are still alive but if this captured enemy BMP get closer that will change that. We had nothing to take out the tank. But then I saw something in the SAAAAND, a flamethrower. Figuring this could beat the tank and its little shjts inside, we charged. I incinerated those foolish enough to expose themselves. The smell of cooking flesh, the screams, Thor eyes filled with fear and suffering. I felt no remorse, they do not know what true suffering is, but I know, so did the kid. The flamethrower did Fvck-all against the tank. I felt my death was near, but when the tank aimed at me I saw a figure. It was the Latvian. He held a Latvian potato and lodged it in the cannon. *BOOM* 4/...
@Polak Comedian , when I looked back I saw a smoldering wreckage, but no boy. But I knew he no longer suffers, for such is life. I- We, we pushed them back. I got to the Russian spec ops. There were no more than 7: 4 were injured, 1 severely, and 2 in fighting shape, but knocked up. Their officer died in crash. I looked at the sergeant and saw he was no older than me. Next thing I knew, 3 hinds full of Spetsnaz fast rope in. There he was; I heard he was trained extensively in CQB, mind sharper than steel, and an eye of pure evil. He was the KGB officer on the radio. He thanked me for the rescue of the operatives, but he said, "you disobeyed orders, which causes complications." I reached for my makrov, but in one fell chop I was knocked out. In my last seconds I saw the sergeant. His eyes filled with remorse. 5/...
@Polak Comedian , When I came to, I did not feel the familiar heat of Afghanistan which I became accustomed to, only the freezing cold. I knew now where I was, Siberia. The gulag was there was a mine for all sorts of metals. Here I met many men who helped me become who I am now. I was thrown into a cell as brutally as the guard could. When I got up I saw my cell mate. He was not a Slav, I then saw a handcrafted patch on his arm. I took English when I was in high school so it was my 3rd language. It was a sword with wing. It read out,"Who dare, Wins." I knew now, the British Special Air Service, the SAS. I asked him his name which he replied, "My name you don't need to worry about, but you can call me by my number, prisoner 627"...
6/damn this is not bad I will continue
@Polak Comedian , damn 👏👏👏 moe more!
@Polak Comedian , Little did I know I had amnesia from the blow, so I did not know I was in 2016(new story later about what happens between arrest and new gulag. I can confirm that it includes gulag). I looked a lot older than I remembered. I didn't have a stubble anymore, it was a full fledged glorious beard. I could spend all day on my beard, but onwards to the story. I asked him what year it was. Bluntly he responded,"You dumb bloke its 2016." I froze. 2016? I came into Afghanistan in '87 when I was 18. I was now 47. What the hell happened? "Well let me summarize, the Cold War is over, the Soviet Union is gone...7/...
@Polak Comedian , "If Soviet is no more why am I here?" 627 laughed,"You must of obviously pissed off the Russians like I did. Fvckin' Ultranationalists." "I don't remember anything, all I remember was that I was in Afghanistan in 1987." 627 stopped smiling and was now staring intently,"So your telling me you don't remember anything '87-2016?" "Yes."
"What's your name?"
"Andrzej 🌲🗑(if you're polish you can decipher it)." 627 laughed and said,"So you're the rogue mercenary, the 'Polak Comedian'."...
8/10 I'm gonna finish it hopefully at 10
@Polak Comedian , my rediscovery of myself was cut short by the sound of artillery and missiles impacting. Apparently the gulag was under assualt, but by who? No time to worry about that now. In a few minutes cell doors started to open, including ours. A guard saw us and raised his AK. I thought fast and grabbed the closest thing near me. I grabbed a potato, I decided well just Fvck it. I threw it at the guard. My aim was true and knocked him off of the railing. We ran until I bumped into a man in full combat gear. His nametag read: Taquito Speedo...
9/10 you like that TS
@Polak Comedian , yisssss me like! 👏👏👏 bravo dude, bravo
@Polak Comedian , unfortunately I can't decipher that 😅
@Polak Comedian , the finale of this story.
He was wearing a green and black combat gear. The emblem was a majestic turtle. The text read: FunnyPics, Comment Division. He said, "Polak is that you? We were looking for you. We thought we lost you like the rest. Like Latv-""I know, but I'm back. What do we need to do now?" Taquito responded,"We need to take you to the President, Donald Trump." "Ok, but were did 627 go?" TS said,"Oh, Captain Price? Well he's doing his best as one of the last call of duties." "Well shjt, I sure hope the games are better now." "No, they're still garbage, fvcking future shjt."
"Well Fvck it, we'll make our own game:
Update of FunnyPics: Meme Warfare. Pre-order now for potato."
*cliche Michael Bay explosion*
Update of FunnyPics: Meme Warfare will come when stuckpixel accepts my memes.
@Polak Comedian , 🐢#polakcomedian #latviancomedian
@Polak Comedian , *preorders furiously* StuckPixel better fvcking accept those memes
@Taquito Speedo, damn that took a while, I sacrificed more upvotes for this story but it's great.
@Polak Comedian , I liked it. You gave me something fun and enjoyable to read. Thank you 😁👍
@Taquito Speedo, you're welcome. Now that I have put up a link you can just search up my name and come back to here.
@Polak Comedian , smart! I'll definitely utilize that
@Taquito Speedo, yeah if you feel your comment is really dank do as such, #taquitospeedo
@Polak Comedian , lol. Type that in the search. You'll enjoy what you find
@Taquito Speedo, I also tried to make a remembrance to LatvianComedian by quoting his last recorded comment, it sadly glitched, I now suffer from depress only is now depress only malnourish
@Taquito Speedo, plus lols you've been commenting for a while unlike my random sectioning ass at the time, but alas the random section made me return. Because we need more Latvia so I use my Polish power.
@Polak Comedian , maybe one day you'll find it again. Lol yeah this is actually my official first year commenting
@Taquito Speedo, took me a minute
@SimonPetrikov, my joke or polaks story? Either way you should read polaks story
@Taquito Speedo, The joke. But I'll look up Polak.
No, he's trying to pay for college tuitions
I was wondering why the memes were so good but then I realized I was in random
Bernie? Rebine (Robin Hood)
That's our Pope. I don't know what you're talking about... :)
Is it just me or is the High Sparrow what you'd get if Bernie and Ted Cruz had a grotesque love child?
Huh, he's a lot like Bernie in the way that I wish that a giant Frankenstein would come and bash his head in
I was watching the new episode earlier this week literally thinking about how I'm gonna be seeing memes comparing that guy and sanders any day.
Game of Thrones 2 (Make America Great Again)
I hate this guy in the show